huh?

Because you asked Christy, I'll answer. Why was I in Columbus, Ohio? The simple answer is for the Army. I took a month off to get my unit mobilized (without me). I've been working day after day to get these people out of here, plus the week of training I taught. And let me tell you, not a lot of people even noticed what I did but that's the way it should be. I don't need credit or recognition, it just needed to be done.
The complex answer? What other motivation is there for a guy besides a girl? All of the stupid things I've done have been for a girl. Move away for college? Joined the Army? Running into a semi-busy road? *sigh* I'm not very smart. She's cool, funny (my kind of funny), cute as hell; but here's the catch: she's a little too young for me. It's not really an excuse but when I put some thought into it; it just seems weird. *shrug* She's seven years younger than me, which isn't bad but I've been in the Army for that long. When I joined she was in middle school and doesn't that seem weird? Maybe it's me or maybe I'm thinking too much (for a dumb guy I do a lot of thinking).
Still, she's made her feelings towards me clear and I can accept that. Plus, you've got to figure my life will be different in a year when she gets back and I'll forget the whole thing. Probably not, but I can hope can't I?

it really irks me

I don't know if it's because I'm in Columbus, Ohio right now or just something that's been on my mind. It just really irks me when we spend thousands of dollars (in taxes) for road repairs and they can't make a level road! I mean those speed lump-type corrections? What is up with that? We can launch a space probe from here and send it millions of miles in the span of years and hit our mark but when it comes to leveling out the asphalt we miss? There's got to be a way to fix that! Come on! Really.
Ugh, I think it's Columbus. I hate this fricking place!!!!

botching, relationships and others

Who's botching the executions? Well, let me take a wild stab here but shouldn't we be focusing on why we need executions? Why attack one of the symptoms instead of the real problem? That's the real question right?

And look, I've got a 5 out of 5 warning. Watch out!

Nice and clean. Well, as far as murders go nobody has to sit in jail for months then finally get a court date and then go to prison to become a drain on our society. It wasn't clean for the cleaning lady and the guy that has to hose down the street.

Look, there was even a sign. My only question is, he did have a chance to procreate yet? God, I hope not.

wagons east

The porn-driven world. I guess I'm just a victim of society huh? I like it, it's my kind of world! Nah, I wish it wasn't but it's what the world is. You can't change it.

Wow, I'm glad I'm an adult now and not the kid I used to be. Arrested for a food fight? Gosh, I'm surprised they didn't send in the K-9 units. Trust me, nothing says "stop what you're doing and RUN!" like a K-9.

If you want to know, it'll be out on the 29th.

Happy Birthday babe!

what if

They say you have to get back on that horse, but seriously? Wow, this guy is crazy.

This guy is my hero, he's got the coolest job ever. If only my mother could see this now, all those times wondering and asking if my Lego building could ever amount to anything. OK, so it isn't me but it's just proof that it can be done. There are some really awesome pieces of art. I wouldn't mind seeing that exhibit.

I understand the reasons behind the policy, but to punish the student for that? I thought this country was beyond 'crimes of the father' mentality. Start handing out fines, put it to purchasing textbooks or something for the other kids.

As I read this article I wasn't surprised that it was a 'she' and when I got to the end I wasn't surprised either that she was 'old' either. Is that a bad thing? Not being surprised by those two facts?

Show me the law covering RUI, Riding Under the Influence, and I'll eat my shorts. And by riding I mean horseback riding.

Visit Rome for the sights and the history, stay for the pot that lingers in the air. You'd think that for something like this that Amsterdam would top the list...