as if the world wasn't bad enough

What the hell? I mean, what the hell? Asians and Virginia Tech is just not a good combination. First they go on shooting rampages and the next guy thinks, "how am I going to top that?" Well, just cut someone's head off. That's different. I don't know if it tops a rampage, but it definitely memorable.

I thought kids were stupid about what goes on in the Internet, but this does the cake. Well, obviously he wasn't going to be the jealous type. Him being 41 and she was 26. Sadly, I think it would funny if she accidentally switched her online status.

Bahahahahaha. Haha. Ha. Ha. It's still funny. WTF is "learning differences?" Short attention spans? OK, well basically they beat a bunch of retards. Great. I wonder why they have a basketball team. 20 students? That's not a good thing. Yeah, play on the playground or in gym class, but to go up against other schools? That's just demoralizing.

scotch

Tape. Who knew? How the hell did the find that out? I mean, I want to know under what circumstances did they find this out. Did some scientists leave some scotch tape inside of a vacuum and just decide to remove it? What were the looking for? I mean, I find it hard to believe that this was a planned experiment, unless they were thinking about using scotch tape to hold the space station together. Then I would just be concerned.

Well, they make it sound so much more worse than it really was. She was arrested for hacking, not murder. The headline is just for shock value. It's not like she beheaded a small kid in real life. I just don't know how this stuff happens, and why choose beheading. That's just got to be the hardest way to kill someone.

Again, like it was a cartoon. Shock value. It wasn't a real life Bugs Bunny v. Elmer.

Is it just me or is the criminal justice system a little weak? 18 months for pimping. Maybe there should be stronger anti-pimping laws. I guess the song lyrics are true, "pimpin' ain't easy."

Now it's just pissing me off. Sure the headline mentions some of the points in the story but they're all twisted around. It says "Mexican Toddler Killed While Fleeing Shootout with Mother." Here's what I see: The toddler was Mexican. While fleeing, so probably running away. Combined with the previous statement, the toddler was fleeing. Shootout (something with guns) with Mother. There's a shootout with the mother and the toddler. Obviously the mother got the upper hand and the toddler had to flee. So the toddler was shooting at his/her mother and the mother was shooting back. At some point, the toddler decided to run and was killed. Right? Am I the only one that sees that when you read the headline?

I thought about spending my bonus money on a trip like this. Then I thought, well none of my friends could go so what's the point of an experience like that? I mean if you can't share it with your friends. 

it's not quite the same is it?

A freak accident? What's that? A kid dying or someone blocking a punt? OK, that's not right to make fun of the situation and I'm not (I'm sure a zebra is going to kick my ass later), but CPR? For a blocked airway? Uh, no. That's like removing a toenail to get rid of the flu. I can understand how someone could administer CPR to a kid for a blocked airway though, I mean, by the time the teacher got there the kid was unconscious and the other kids wouldn't be able to help with the situation; so the teacher does the only thing they can. Details are lost in the confusion, bruising around the neck or kids mentioning that he was conscious awhile ago. And for kids out there that want to try to block punts, keep your head down to your chest.

I'm feeling sympathetic today, because I don't want to completely rip apart people for doing stupid things. Just to put in context, the British version of 911 is 999. Well, 999 may have worked on the old style rotary phones (it wouldn't taken people awhile to dial it but whatever) and on home phones but I can see where cell phones might be a problem. I have received more than my fair share of "pocket dialing" where someone puts their phone in their pocket and calls me. I was the last person they called and dynamics in pockets can sometimes call the last dialed. What sucks though is that 999 has a computer program that automatically screens these types of calls, which in theory sounds good right? Cuts down on the wasted time of operators, frees up emergency lines. Seriously though, how much of a pandemic is it that 999 gets pocket dialed now? Is it worth it? I know it sounds like something from TV, where the victim secretly calls 911 (or 999) and keeps the phone on while the police trace the call and swoop in at the last minute to save the day but it does happen in real life. It sucks that a computer program screens for something else kicks out this call, because it could have saved her life. Now if a person had hung up on her that would've been different and I would've kicked someone ass but maybe they'll do something about the crappy system that frees up so much time.

Ah. Old school pedophile. I'm surprised anyone tries it anymore with the Internet in play. Well, I guess with parents and commercials warning about "online predators" that sometimes they forget to warn kids about the creepy dude in the clown costume and the really creepy van. Then again, I don't think kids are that stupid but I've been proven wrong before.

Indiana Primaries

You know what I hate about elections? It's not that we're faced with candidates that say they're about change while maintaining the status quo. It's not the idea that we're perpetuating a broken system. Nor is it about the campaign funding that represent major corporations but do not represent the people.
No. You know what I really hate about elections? Preempting regularly schedule programing!!! Stupid elections, it doesn't matter who wins, we all lose. I'm pissed about missing my shows because they're being tossed assigned for news coverage of polling locations. Who the f*ck cares about who Joe C*cksucker and his wife voted for. Is it newsworthy? No. Not a lot of things in this world is newsworthy.

And how crappy my DVR is because it doesn't take into consideration stuff like this. I pay alot of money for my cable and it sucks. Unfortunately, I'm stuck between sucky cable and nothing.

I HATE ELECTIONS!

extra ordinary

Yes. Only an idiot would get into a bear cage. And only a drunk idiot would get into a bear cage naked. I don't see how a beer fest and a bear cage go together. I mean, what's the attraction? It probably went something like, "Hey, after we get our fill let's go to the zoo." And once at the zoo, "Dude, I bet you won't go into the bear cage." To which our fated idiot answered, "Oh yeah? I'll get in there and I'll do it naked!" Fast-forward to the present, we have one naked, half-eaten guy in a bear cage. He certainly showed us that alcohol impairs judgement. Well all I can say is I hope that guy didn't have a chance to reproduce.

What part of this story is terroristic? If there's such a word. What, did he threaten him? Used the threat of violence? Who doesn't? Shooting your daughter's boyfriend isn't terrorism. On the bright side I think the dad got his wish, the guy boning his daughter won't have any feeling below the waist. In this superfical, materialistic world I doubt she'll stay with the guy or if she does it'll only be for a few years (until guilt isn't enough).

"Lack of propriety" involving the safety equipment. To understand this fully, I had to look up "propriety" and Dictionary.com said that propriety is 1) The quality of being proper; appropriateness. 2) Conformity to prevailing customs and usages. It's dancing in a radiation protection suit, yeah it's not appropriate but it is funny. I mean, do you know how hard it is to dance in one of those? They don't look very comfortable. It's not like they blew a million dollars for two washers worth 19 cents.

At first it sounded like a news story straight out of West Side Story. I mean a gang that's sign is a heart formed by your hands. Whew! Next they'll be a mambo dance off between the Jets and the Sharks. Bahahahaha.
What? I like musicals.

Damn, the donut patrol is catching on. Yeah, of course it'll work. I mean people doing the speed limit on the freeway slow down when they see a cop car. I wouldn't be surprised if this caught on in other places.

Ah, the 2nd Amendment takes another hit. Oh well, that's one surface-to-air missile launcher off the streets.

I wonder why they stopped answering the door? I don't think it would constitute entrapment since the place was a distribution location. It's not like the police set up the place and advertised, those people are there for one reason and that's to buy illegal drugs. It's not like meth has medicinal properties, other than to alleviate wallet tension or maybe put out the fire that the money burning a hole in their pockets.

shoe money

Ah, young love. Is there anything more romantic? Are there real people in Arkansas that will give parental consent so a pedophile can marry their kid? What? Really? This guy is probably going to go down to Arkansas now. Ugh. Those people just piss me off. Good thing I don't own a gun.

Unfairly targeted? Why? Because she's fat? They think fat people make bad decisions? Who thinks that? I think fat people lack self-control, but that's not a decision... Oh, fat people are inexperienced in criminal law OK, that makes sense. But at least she admitted that she fell asleep once. Due to her medical condition. What? Being sleepy is a medical condition? Oh crap, I've got a chronic case then, damn near every day it hits me! You'd think a judge would exercise common sense and step down. Maybe think about becoming a truck driver or something. I bet she gets sleepy right after lunch.

Ah, another benefit to smoking the ganja.

He must have friends like me to think it was a joke.

More on the future girl problems. Video included!

time again

Like a modern day Romeo & Juliet. Maybe this is the way it really happened, not so romantic. And there's no warring families. Just a crazy guy killing his 16 year-old girlfriend. Well, that's one way of making sure she never dates anyone else. I guess there's some logic in there...

Whoa. Four people that look exactly the same. What are the odds? Four girls. Whew. Imagine going from 1 kid to 5. That's going to put a strain on the family.

More crazy animal owners. The owners are crazy, not the animals. A "horror show" huh? Sounds cool. I understand financial troubles, but maybe they should've got DHL to deliver a fricking shovel. Geez people. Dead things do not help the health situation. Like the old video rental store says, "Be Kind, Please Rewind." People, be kind, please bury your dead animals. Buy a shovel. If you can't afford one call me and I'll buy you one.

Hi! My name is @. What's yours? Hi !. I guess it'd be good for text messaging.

Another moment in Doh! Who robs a nun? Probably a drug addict. Seriously, I mean even if you didn't know they took a vow of poverty. They're part of the church, why risk the chance of not getting into Heaven? Unless your method is via drugs, then what the hell go for it. Good luck next time buddy.

I guess that's the inherent risk of it when open a place like that. People, get your brakes checked out every few thousand miles. You people ride the brakes like they were the accelerator, they're not. You know the vehicle automatically starts slowing down when you take your lead foot off the gas pedal, you don't have to hit the brake. And turning? That'll slow you down too. Same with going uphill! It's like gravity applies friction and thus slows you down. Who'd thunk it?

Hahahaha. I'm sorry, but horse plus hatchet. I don't think it was premediated. Who uses a hatchet to kill a horse? Who tries and just buries it half-an-inch into the skull and can't get it out to try again? What a wuss. The person that tried to kill a horse, not the horse. The horse is hardcore.

I guess there's certain things a mom would do for her kid. Posing as her son's wife in court though... I don't know. Couldn't she still do what she did as his mother? Only in Evansville would people think it's natural for a 25 year old man to be married to his 47 year old mother.

=)

Huh. Learning something new. France does not extradite French citizens. Good to know. You know, if I decide to become a criminal.

He's the same f**king guy. Ugh. Calling him Allah doesn't change anything. ooOOoo, it's what the Muslims call Him. Yahweh... God. Whatever, I call Him by His given name, Petey. We're close, that's why. Do I think it should be mandated by the church. No. Nothing should, but we don't live in a good world.

Hahaha. This is something I think I'd do. It sounds like something I'd do. Like, "Hey, did you hear that Daniel paid in full for his car? In a coins?" See how naturally it seems to fit? Here's the video (of the guy, not me).



I'm still looking for the TV ad for some sort of new drug for RLS, that one of the side-effects was 'gambling.' Maybe I was just tired, but it seemed worthy of further investigation.

share dreaming

Almost done with my first quarter of school. Whew. So far my lowest grade is a 94. Of course these are all introduction classes and don't really count or have any substance. So we'll see how I am doing once I really get into it. On the upside, I also got credit for 9 other classes, transfer credit from my old college. I didn't really think that I'd get credit for 9 classes. I mean, a year and a half worth of college and I'm pretty sure I failed nearly all of my classes that last semester. Oh well, I'm not looking a gift horse in the mouth.


2005. Glad we're up to date on that issue. But to be honest, swallowing magnets? Maybe nature's way of saying that this girl's genes aren't the best quality.

I guess it would have to be a musical. Who would've thought that a rigged reality TV show would not make a great Broadway show? Maybe the theater version of Lost? That could rock.

Animals can pick locks? The hell? It can't be that hard for me then right? Or maybe they're really, really smart. Since my initial success (beginner's luck) I haven't picked a lock. Of course I haven't practiced that much. Maybe that's my problem?

duty

Yeah, that's the answer. More guns, yup. And concealed ones at that. How about machine guns? That'll even out the odds, so when they start shooting even if you hesitate for a second, after that you're all caught up. Oh, I know, how about suicide vests? Yeah, that'll do. And some grenades too. Ugh.

So just the fact that he made him run a marathon wasn't torture? What 4 or 6 year-old wants to run a marathon? When I was that young all I wanted to do was play with my toys. And I'm happy to report that after two decades I am living the dream! Woo! Jobs suck!

Hahahaha. What kind of moron actually believes that? Look, if you're dumb enough to fall for that then guess what? You need to be a hostage. Some nubian princess is going to marry an Aussie farmer? Whew, it must be love. The love you see in movies, in real life it's a warlord that wants the hostages to send themselves. I gotta give props to the guy that came up with that scheme. Doesn't it sound like one of those half-baked ideas that you come up with at the very last minute when you're on a deadline? Dead being the operative word here. But anyway, you never think it's going to work but it does? Ha. Good for that guy, I hope he gets a promotion or whatever it is those people get.

Wow, that's stating the obvious. Is that really newsworthy? Don't get me wrong, I agree with the idea of self-defense but it doesn't make it newsworthy. A real newsworthy story would be like 'Women Learn to Fight Back in Pottery Class' or something wildly similar.

But wait, wasn't it fake? They don't have a case if it's fake cocaine. Can't be arrested for something like that. Although I guess you'd have to be smoking a big rock to call the police about some bad drugs.

Yeah, he could've lost his hat. Don't want that. It's always funny what people will do for things like that.

It's illegal in Oregon to have body armor if you're a convicted felon? That doesn't make much sense.

Point made but who finds it offensive? Serial killers? Ugh. Damn Brits. That's just like white people getting offended by black people using the N-word.

OD'ing on coffee. That's got to be a first. Or not. She's not very smart in the brain is she?

spanish fry

Wow. If she does this then those guys that used to make fun of me can eat a sock. I don't know what that means but it'd be funny. Row across the Pacific. Interesting.

There's an old military running cadence about this. Very funny stuff, but not so much in real life. Well, they're all in heaven, a better place. No use crying about that.

And possibly the scariest story ever. Scarier than terrorists or bridges falling down, miners trapped in a mine, this is a bad idea. Well, a good idea really, don't want those senior citizens to get an STD.

I can't wait.

don't throw it away

The jury is still out on the bulletproof backpack. Although I might just pick one up for myself if they're big enough. Funny that "protecting" our kids is MJ. Michael Jackson. OK, fine, I'm going to ask my dad to raise my allowance so I can get one of these bad boys.

You sow what you reap. I can't feel sorry for the people injured, except the kids that may have been forced to go because their parents come from the shallow end of the gene pool.

Frick! Damn Nazis, they went back in time and killed a bunch of dinosaurs. Probably forced them to dig their graves and then shot them! I was thinking seriously though, wouldn't the any mass dinosaur grave site have oil? So that'd make the Middle East the "biggest" mass grave? Which we could then blame the Muslims? Are you following me? Tricky bastards.

Maybe the smartest guy. Or could be that the heat just finally got to him. $1200 to fix an AC unit? What the hell? You can REPLACE one for cheaper. Again, that's mostly all labor. You gotta check for leaks which is just time consuming but you can fix an AC unit for about the price it takes to put a conventional AC on your roof. I just can't believe that the battery actually runs the AC unit. Whew.

Indiana having more stupid fun, the Michael Jackson type. So a lawsuit probably in the millions, plus losing your job, is worth $140 to you? Good math, people. Must be the same people that do Wesley Snipes' taxes.

I guess I can see the stoner logic behind the arguments. Pot can help national security... you come up with some wicked ideas when your baked, of course the terrorists would just waltz on by while you're stoned but at least you have your ideas. Or are they talking about the paranoia associated with it? Maybe the paranoia is only associated with it because of the legal status which would disappear when legalized. $10 billion? That's a lot of dime-bags. Bigger than porn. Pot is bigger than porn? Study must've been conducted by a stoner. And how does one go about gathering such information? Going to dealers and ask them how much they make? Like these are the most honest people.

I say crack was involved. If you're mentally capable of discerning that you and your "wife" have mentally problems, they're not that bad. Didn't seem to retarded to get married either. Or retarded enough to have a kid. Although I admit that $1000 ain't that much for a kid. You know a healthy kid can go for upwards of $200,000 on the black market? Huh, maybe they are retarded.

another day

Good stuff. That camp looks like fun! Especially the wall climbing! There's a place nearby that I think I'll check out next week. I'd do it this weekend but I've got to go play soldier.

Roar! She is pretend doctor, hear her roar. Although I admit that made a good point, I just don't think that too many will take her seriously.

Red is the new pink, or whatever. Not exactly but I guess we've accepted the fact that we're a fat group of people.

Woo! Talk about jumping on the bandwagon. A GPhone, a cool idea. I wonder where they came up with the idea? Or such a clever name? Whew.

That must've been one special flip-flop, but they still didn't retreive the damn thing? What a waste.

Not since Dahmer has a community faced such a threat. I guess that's a good way of getting people not to remember what you look like. Hmm, I wonder if that would work on robberies. No one would look at you... This guy is onto something.

Stunning Stuff!

resound

Is it just me or is kid-on-kid violence just keep getting younger? Ah, next, fetus shoots 1 year-old brother.

Grr! Up the road, not across the street! At least they got a little bit closer.

I don't know if police are right to suspect him of the other robberies. You'd think that a guy that's done it a few times would remember to bring a bag with him. Or perhaps he fled because of the incompetence of the bank teller, shouldn't they have robbery bags with them behind the counter? Geez, do the robbers have to think of everything?

Talk about good business. Whew. Wish I had that idea, although I think people come out to support the cause rather than the product.

More on sick cat defense guy. Not new information but an informative video. And yeah, the guy looks crazy, but maybe it's just the blood coming from his forehead.

The dog ate my homework I've heard but, the dog ate my money? And the bank accepted it? She probably didn't mention where or how the money got to be.

Oh! A bloggers' union! That'll go over well I suppose. It's no weirder than this. By far the weirdest form of gratification.

Hey, I got your solution right here. Commit a crime. Or just confess to one, they'll keep you in there while they investigate.

Um, I can't make head or tail of this story. But I have to say, that's service. I'm sorry but the exotic dancer will probably be found guilty of possession. Well, it's better than running and being convicted of 3rd degree murder.

At least she was honest. Or rather her t-shirt was applicable to the situation she found herself in.

by the numbers

My final report for my Criminal Justice class I have to select a TV show, movie, or book that relates to the field and how it relates to it/how accurate is it? I've had some weird ideas for my paper. At first I thought I'd be unique and maybe use a show like Night Court, Cop Rock, or Police Squad! just to stand out. Night Court had too many seasons to go over and both Cop Rock and Police Squad under less than 10 episodes each. Oh well, it was a good idea right?
So my next thought was maybe Numb3rs or maybe Bones, all I knew was that I wanted to stay away from the mainstream shows like CSI or Law & Order. Numb3rs utilizes mathematics to help solve crimes while Bones covers the forensics of a case. Both are very cool and I like them but what really grabbed my attention was a new TV show Spike called Murder. The basic premise of the show is that two groups of three people are thrown into a murder investigation from the crime scene to finding the suspect. The people are not law enforcement people, just run of the mill people that probably watch too much CSI and Law & Order. It's funny to see all of them trying their best, but they're not detached enough. They're emotional, letting their feelings and "intuition" lead them to bad conclusions. Yes, you should heed your intuition, but it shouldn't lead you to places, just point you in a direction. I mean these guys are coming to conclusions just by half-examining a crime scene and a mugshot. Not even processed data or a coroner's report, but jumping down each other's throats because of their feelings about the case.
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Put it down! Put up posters across local fast food places saying don't serve her. Um, tell delivery places to not take orders from the house. Compulsive eater my ass!

I do believe that the justice system should favor the victim in the punishment phase. Let this guy choke the crap out of his son's killer. Oh no! We can't have that! Killing the killer doesn't bring back his victims. Absolutely. I agree. But it does prevent any future victims from suffering the same fate. If he lives maybe he'll kill again, maybe he won't, I don't know. What I do know though is if he's dead, he won't kill again. Definitely. Guaranteed.

Hehehe. I thought my dad was kidding when he said that the cat (Max) gets all of the money if he dies. I guess more people think that's funny too.

keep an open mind

Forget tea leaves, training, or any of that crap. Just keep the day open will you? March 10, 2013. I did it a few days ago and somehow I've lost 2 weeks of my life. Check it out for yourself. I'll see you all on March 11, 2013.

Why would they admit a doggone thing? If they did that, they'd open themselves up to an easy lawsuit, fired from the force, loss of pension, and possible open to prison time. I just laughed at the fact that grampa said doggone. You don't hear that enough these days.

You'd think it'd be the other way around. Workaholics lack sex, not lack of sex causes workaholics. Well, it could work either way when I think about it. At least they're working and their mommies have cut the umbilical cord. Took 61-years but better sooner than later.

one

Mind over the stomach I guess. Maybe we should attempt this on other items as well. Too bad we can't wrap an education around a McDonald's wrapper. Of course it was conducted with preschoolers so they're easily tricked. I mean they still fall for the detachable thumb trick, of course they scream and freak out but I guess the same could be said about the carrots in McD wrappers. And what does that say with the health of our kids when they go all Pavlov's doggie when they see them?

I remember when I thought it was the coolest thing when my mom's Maxima gave a verbal warning when the door was open. "The door is ajar." Now it says, "You are drunk." Cool. Bad for drunk drivers. Good for the taxi business.

Evil moment: A technological twist to natural selection. The kid that gets ran over by the car doesn't live on to reproduce other children that are less aware of their surroundings. I feel sorry that it had to be a kid to teach this lesson, but we're not letting the shallow end of the gene pool go away. Instead we're trying to keep them around for all the wrong reasons.

I know what they're trying to say, but the way they say it, they make it sounds as if the breast implants were the source of the suicides. When in actuality is should be the mentality of the people that get them, their reasons for increasing their breast size. Not like "Oh cool, I got breast implants. I should go kill myself now."

Like the scarlett 'A' to shame women, Hello Kitty armbands to shame police officers in their offices. Humiliation has to be public though, but you can't undermine the cop's authority.

Mahjong epilepsy? Really? Huh. Not related to the stress of the game, but the actual game itself. Weird. So does it happen when they play the game or when they just hold the tiles? Because if it just happens when play the game, then it's not the tiles.

Stupid bounces.

proof of purchase

Hey, I guess if you can afford them all. Geez, what the hell are they doing? Well, I know what they're doing but are they making their own football team or something? Whew. 16 brothers and sisters. I wonder how they can get anything done with all of those kids around. Imagine being pregnant for 10 years of your life? Whew.

Time for the arcades or money for the laundrimat. Who'd return free money?

I've got to wonder why he's actually trying to build a nuclear reactor. Free energy? I guess that'd be cool, enough power for a house and maybe the garage. My own personal power source.

Update: The fag got life and I bet they're going to tease him in there too.

glorious

Because I love her. She just doesn't know it.




That sucks now doesn't it? How the hell are these people supposed to get on with their lives? How is the city supposed to rebuild? Oh no, big companies might lose a lot of money? Isn't it their job to pay people that give them money in case shit happens? Oh crap a hurricane hit, like there wouldn't have been payouts. You can't say you won't pay because there's too much. What the hell? I should run my personal life like that and see if I can't get away with it. Those people paid for a damn service! They should get it.

He says he's not a bad driver and I believe him. At least he doesn't use his cell phone when he drives. I just want to know how the hell did he get a driver's license? He got zapped at 13, I'm assuming he got amputated around the same time. He's just a regular guy with "some handicaps"... some. Helen Keller didn't have as many handicaps as this guy.

Sorry, they said Real American Heroes and I thought, "Bud Light Presents. Real American Heroes. Thank-you Mister Parking Lot Attendant Flashlight Waver..." Those are some great commercials.

Darn-tootin'! Maybe Harry Potter is based on a real person. Maybe this 78yo was a wizard or whatever. I don't understand why people want his autograph or interview him. So what? He's got the same name as a popular character.

fastlane

Like the giant octopus in the kitchen, I'm ignoring the whole Minneapolis tragedy. Well, I don't believe the whole "freaked me out" defense. Oh, they called him a 'fag' and the principal didn't do anything? *gasp* Yeah, I understand where you'd think it's the principal's responsibility to stand up for this fag but a big part of growing up is facing and overcoming adversity. I guess this fag did that, just wish he did it better. There's nothing he can't learn in college that he couldn't learn in a maximum-security federal prison. Of course in there he'll be called fag a lot more and there ain't no guns in there. I suspect he'll drop the soap within the first week.

Probably the funniest video I've seen in awhile. I don't consider it cruel or unusual punishment. Except for maybe the guys that had to dress up as nuns. Yup, I say let all the prisoners continually do musicals throughout their entire sentence. Train'em, rehearsals, the whole nine-yards.

You know, I really didn't think panties were a black market commodity. I guess Victoria's jacked up prices would force the whole thing underground.

Update: The 'my cat's sick' defense. Apparently it won't hold up in court. And ew. Dead cats in the fridge? Ew, ew, ew. What's that next to the butter? It's a tabby. It always starts with a cat or two, maybe a dog, some fish, a few birds, then next thing you know there's a dead cat in the fridge next to last night's caserole.