tomato ketchup

OK, I went to go see Knocked Up with Katherine Heigl and not the 2004 film with the same name and basic plot. I saw it with Joe and Heidi, but that's not the point. The point is that before we went to see the movie we went to Chili's for lunch. Well, that's not the whole point; it's was during lunch when I looked over to the condiments and noticed the Tomato Ketchup container. Tomato Ketchup. Tomato. Ketchup. I always assumed that ketchup was synonymous with tomato. I didn't realize that you had to modify ketchup with tomato. Are they making other varieties of ketchup? Zuccini ketchup? Cucumber ketchup? It's all so confusing. And if you're thinking about bringing up the "Heinz 57" theory, don't bother.

It just irks me, just like people that say, "ATM machine." Uh, dumbass? ATM stands for Automated Teller Machine, so basically you're telling me you're going to the automated teller machine machine. Who are you? Tommy Two-Times? (Goodfellas reference).

And for some lucky girl? This is part of my marriage proposal plan. It's not an empty box but it should be unique enough.

eurotrip

Ever wanted to know who the Top 100 Most Powerful Celebrities are? Well, I think this list won't surprise you much. And if you want to know who the most powerful woman is, I can tell you that it isn't Xena: Warrior Princess. You know what's disappointing? Guys' Choice for Hottest Jessica was only ranked #78. At least she beat out Larry The Cable Guy. You have to be pretty pathetic to get beat by Larry (hint, hint: Dane Cook).

Oh, she only acted dumb... Huh, I guess I owe her an two apologies. One for thinking that she was dumb and two, for not giving her enough credit for her acting chops. My bad. So what's next for Paris Hilton? Tackling string theory? Oh, I know, working on the unified theory. Yes! Go for it Professor!

Umm. You think you have a problem there Houston?

And I realize that dogs are an important part of our lives, I love dogs, but to go this far? Or something like this? No, no, no. Bad dog!

A sensitive politician? Boo-hoo. It's an ice cream named Staten Island Landfill. Hell, if there was a landfill full of vanilla ice-cream, brownie chunks, and cherries I would totally be there! I'd move there.

According to the report, charity has similiar effects on the brain as sex and food. Giving new meaning to 'getting off on helping people.'

zip zip zip huh?

Day 3:
It's been 3 days since I've become unemployed. I haven't gotten much accomplished in those three days. Well, that depends on what you consider an accomplishment. I've watched the entire first season of HIMYM on DVD. Also, I got through the 2nd season of Sleeper Cell.
So what did I do on this, the third day of unemployment? Well, I set up an appointment to go and visit ITT. See the campus, maybe ask a few questions, that sort of thing. I applied online yesterday and was contacted by a counselor today at 1pm. Appointment time? 3pm. After I got passed from person-to-person for three hours, took a test, and then found myself getting scooted out of the registrar's office with a class schedule. WHAT?
On a stranger note, I was supposed to call my buddy Joe to figure out when we're going to meet up this weekend. I didn't call, but I did see him at ITT. Who would've thought we'd be at the registrar's office at the same time. Weird.

Well, now I've got to go get a job. Money will run out in a few months and I'd rather not get to that point.

point of view?

Hey man, you want some cheese? I never thought that that phrase would be used as a drug reference. How things have changed huh? It's cheap too, cheaper than real cheese. Although I don't think 21 deaths constitutes an emergency reaction. I am scared that it would spread from Dallas I'm not that scared of it yet.

Not to laugh, but HAHA! Guy gets lost during land nav. That's irony.

Rent-a-Cake. Do I have to explain this?

Why is this funny? And is it really a one-year jail sentence per roll? I know punishment is supposed to be cruel and unusual but that's just plain crazy!

The dog has it right. Who'd figure that? You think that this report is going to start me drinking from the toilet? Nah, I'll take my chances with the water fountain.

Talk about getting robbed at the gas station. This time at gun point...

There's got to be something in the water up there. For the life of me I can't explain it.

ghostrider

I'm curious, since when have people been splitting hairs? Vitamin water? Propel? Fruit-flavored water? It's all water-based. Everything! Carbonated water with sugar/syrup flavor!!!! It's soda people! But the whole carbonated water with sugar/syrup flavor makes it sound healthy doesn't it? At least more than soda does. Get real people, don't buy into the hype.
Yeah, I buy bottle water, but mostly for the bottle. I need something to carry that water around all day.