sailor suit

Legos can kill. Well, besides choking on them I guess. Yesh, I guess that's one way to go.

Porn saves species. Porn = good. Hahaha. Well, I don't know if it counts as porn or an educational video. Still, it sells better doesn't it? Saying porn, instead of maybe sex ed?

And the 80yo guy picks Jennifer Aniston. Good choice there.

DWB, driving while black. Huh. Yeah, it's racial profiling. So what? Oh, minorities are also more likely to be searched and arrested too? *gasp* More arrests? What the hell does being arrested have to do with racial profiling? Well... yeah, but still you have to do something to be arrested. Like driving while black.

And just for a good measure of stupidity

three little pigs

Man, do I find capitalism funny. Everyone wants to make money. Big corporations will outsource jobs to India, or Mexico in order to "cut costs" and thereby eliminate jobs in the US, then turn around a sell it to Americans. The only problem is that people without jobs usually don't have the money to buy these cheaply-made products at outrageous prices. Huh, I can't figure it out. And I understand big business too, who really wants to pay a guy $25/hour to basically watch a computerize system do his actual job? Oh, and if he works more than 8 hours a day it shoots up to $40/hour, rounding up to the nearest half-hour.
Here's big business trying to squeeze just a little more money out of people. Renting music? Really? That's funny, like I'm going to pay every month to listen to music that I could go out and buy one-time. Music is a one-time purchase. Oh, unless this is some sort of clever ploy to get people to buy CDs again.

I wonder if there's a nifty little guide for making teens and adults stop whining. Oh yeah, just a quick 1-2 combo, knocks them out every time. This method also works on kids too.

50 Bullshit Jobs and what you can do to have them! And if you have troubles with getting your resume together for any of these jobs, just use some of these great tips.

life's little mysteries

I support euthanasia. I really do. I think it's more selfless than selfish. And before you criticize, yes, I have it in my living. I'd rather be dead than completely paralyzed unable to do anything except take up space and drain resources. So when I read about Baby Emilio it really makes me wonder. OK, I've never had a kid but there are people in this world that I love very much. If they were suffering from something that there was no cure from, even if it meant that I'd be able to spend more time with them, I would pull the plug. It's not fair to them, I'm not that selfish.
So the mother is fighting to keep the baby on the ventilator allowing him to "die naturally, the way God intended." Well I have to ask, what's natural about a ventilator? If you ask me, God intended Emilio to die almost immediately after birth. No, just come out and say it, you want more time with him. There's no shame in it, you're a selfish, cold-hearted bitch but at least you're honest.

Hehe. Music teachers rock. See? Creativity, mixing in different subjects to enhance the learning project. Yeah, it does sound annoying, but it's cool. I might have learned from her. The only problem is that she'll spend a year out of the classroom to be a teacher advocate.

Yaks save lives. I'm surprised PETA didn't get all pissed off. Sorry, I watched South Park last night. The episode was Douchebag versus Turd Sandwich. Funny episode with the explanation of the "Vote or Die" slogan.

ooby dooby

Huh. Apparently I've just been doing it all wrong. Not manly enough I guess. And yes, I've been taking notes on specific subjects. Some good stuff there. I'm more for manly action than looking pretty. Yeah, while you are busy looking good I'm getting out of the car that's ready to go over a cliff. And nothing says 'manly' like some good spam musubi. Yum.





Pretty cool huh?

don't fear the reaper

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. Yeah, I get the distinct feeling that the government just doesn't like that family. If that happened to me I'd be pissed off too. Find me a local office, march in and shout "I'm not dead!" I really wonder how this all happened.

Ah, the fallout of Green Planet = Brown hand. Got to love this country we live in.

I hate threats written by cheerleaders. Now, I'm not saying that all cheerleaders are dumb, but I'm saying whoever wrote those threats wasn't burdened with an overabundance of schooling. Hmm. "Respect us..." and covering more of the modestly dressed cheerleaders. Well, sorry that you dress like a skank and don't get as much coverage. Um, here's some advice, save the skanky outfit for your night job and don't let the pole rub you the wrong way.


Here's something about my long standing hatred of the Air Force. Now before I go in too deep, my dad was Air Force, so it really just irks me.
The Air Force is complaining about what again? People getting assigned jobs they weren't trained for? Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! I trained as a 96H; it's a high-tech intelligence job, linking all sorts of cool stuff like satellites, planes, and tanks, to provide the big picture to the battlefield commander. You know what I did in Iraq for a year? Convoy escort duty, PSG, and other jobs I wasn't trained for.
Other things that piss me off about the Air Force? OK, I only have this one example but we had a squadron (not of planes) of airmen assigned to Fort Hood. They were the Squall teams, basically weathermen. That's fine, because the Air Force has huge demands for people that can tell the current weather, that sort of stuff is essential for planes I get it, I honestly do. What gets me is those airmen assigned to Fort Hood get hardship duty pay, an additional $155 a month. Why? Oh, I'll tell you why. Ft. Hood is below the Air Force standard of living. Yup, not good enough for the AF. Funny thing too, none of them live on post.
One of my 2nd cousins is in the Air Force now. The shit he complains about just pisses me off. For example, he's on his third deployment to Iraq. Now before you ask what I have to complain about let me say this. AF deployments are 3 months long!!!! 3 months! He's on his 3rd, 3-month deployment. So by the end he'll have a total of 9 months deployed. Let's not forget that his first "deployment" was not to Iraq but one of the neighboring countries.
So what's the big f**king deal? I swear, one of these days I'm just going to kick all of their asses. Still, what started this was the article, and I can't believe that Chief of Staff would even say anything like that. Mosley - "Somebody is going to have to pay us back" WHAT?

OK, sucking it up and driving on. Whew.