Ding, ding, ding went the trolley. To be specific the South Lake Union Trolley.
I guess there's more than one way to get a cat out of a tree.
That's learn him to start a fight with an armless guy. Ha. I mean seriously, the guy really lost against a guy WITH NO ARMS! That's like when Carol Channing beat Mike Tyson.
And the sky is blue.
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- I'm a decorated combat veteran, amateur furniture moving, ex-publicist, former UPS unloader and current college student. I dabble in the physics while sitting in front of my beloved TV.
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6 comments:
ride the slut! i love it.
of course you would. i wonder if i can order a shirt over the internet. i'd get you one, but you'd only be able to wear that around the house.
well, my boyfriend walks around (in public) with a shirt that says "VAGITARIAN" ... we'd match.
mmm, no doubt. but what's socially acceptable for a guy is sometimes not acceptable for a girl and vice versa.
um, the VAGITARIAN shirt is NOT socially acceptable.
!!!
it is a funny shirt, but with guys' short attention span if a girl were to wear a "ride the slut" t-shirt they might not read the entire thing and draw the wrong conclusion. that's all i'm saying.
btw i think i might have a way to get a shirt. you want one?
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