Just to say it, SEVEN DAYS! Whee!
There's no crying in the Army.
The color of money.
I never realized that there was such a high demand that there is a possible shortage. Weird. Things you learn.
You mean the fact that being healthy isn't the primary motivation for people to lose weight? I swear, if I see another one of these breakthrough scientific experiments about something human behavior I'll go insane. Well, more insane than usual. Oh, and hear it is. Here comes the crazy!
Maybe I should, you know, since I'm crazy and all.
So it begs the question, "who's stupider? The guy or the guy that followed him?" I thought that it was crazy to file a lawsuit against God, but I was wrong. I apologize.
There's got to be more than drugs involved. Seriously. A bottle of detergent, piece of wood, a rubber glove, and a vacuum cleaner? What the hell kind of party is that? And what? I'm not even sure I understand it.
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- I'm a decorated combat veteran, amateur furniture moving, ex-publicist, former UPS unloader and current college student. I dabble in the physics while sitting in front of my beloved TV.
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3 comments:
a ban on sperm, a $45K check ... and i like that US currency is getting a little color. now maybe foreign money won't look so "foreign."
meh. i like the way our money looks now. of course i'll probably say, "how did we get along without color in the money?" in five years. i'm like that though.
hong kong dollars are really pretty, pinks and blues and all ... give it time. maybe we'll be doing nice foil imprints and beautiful landscapes in a few years too. nothing like a dolla dolla bill (y'all) that you can hang in a museum.
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