deal

I suppose it's the extremists in me, but I laughed at this story about a dog. I guess the dogs should be put down, but moreover, I think the owners need to be put down too. That'll learn them good.

Aww, I want to cry too. Not because it's one of those stories on Lifetime but because she paid $13,000 for tickets.

A good cause? What's good about blindness? Seriously... damn geriatrics.

Hell yeah! This is a good cause. Pole-a-palooza. And it's weird don't you think? That the winner only goes by a first name? At least it isn't something like "Sunshine" or "Candi." Hehehe, obvious stripper names.

That this is a funny story, but I think the editor likes alliteration.