not the end

Because George Carlin would have something to say about the wording. Near collision? Near miss. A crash is a near miss; as in, "*CRASH* Look, those planes nearly missed." Yes, but not quite.

Not quite what I was conversing with Zeb about, but pretty close and hilarious. Sometimes these things are taken too literally. Of course the picture added along with the article is the pretty darn scary.

When crime really doesn't pay off. Don't get me wrong, it was an ingenious idea but costs more in the long run.

Money worth more than its face value.

It's these types that make me want to toss them out 30 minutes prior to landing. I don't think he was irate about being a first-class passenger not getting off the plane first but rather just an impatient drunk with really bad judgement.