Some times you can't use the threat, "I'm calling the cops..." to motivate people. Although I'll admit that it is a crime to leave off the sauce in a Subway sandwich. Still, it may have been a bit much to call 9-1-1 about the sauce. Then to call again to complain about the response time. I'm sorry, but sandwich sauce doesn't quite rank up there with other crimes that require a quick response by law enforcement.
I think I saw the movie, back in like 1990 or something. Not exactly news if it is 18 years late. I can see where they might be forget stuff or a kid. That's a lot of stuff to look and it only gets worse when you're late.
Go Greyhound! And yeah, I've made this mistake and had this mistake made about me. Still, I don't know how this is a crime. Not that I'm making light of this situation. It's just that I have to point out the obvious.
Skydiving isn't really an accident, not a lot of people accidentally skydive. Skydiving doesn't kill people, most deaths occur from the sudden stop at the end, due to in part to parachute malfunctions.
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omg, dan, that was way too much bad news to stomach along with my lunch. especially that greyhound thing. that's the most horrible thing i've read in ages, and i read your blog almost every day.
BLEAH.
back to my hummus and carrot sticks.
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