to appease zebra

1. How much exercise do you get in an average week?
Answer: Couch to bathroom, apartment to car. About 1400 steps a week.

2. Do you make an effort to fit exercise into your daily schedule?
Answer: Absolutely! It just never works out because I'm too lazy.

3. Is there any part of your body that you feel could use a little extra work?
Answer: Yes. Today, I sat down and popped the top button on my shorts.

4. What time of day do you prefer to work out?
Answer: Yesterday. Or tomorrow, whatever works.

5. What kind of music or what song gets you pumped to work out?
Answer: Military cadences.