Now that's a criminal justice system. People complain about our way of life, how the hell would they like it if they were sentenced to hanging for public intox.
I don't agree with this. I'm with the guy, if it's your stuff you should be allowed to shoot it. Sure he's drunk and that could be why it didn't start but that's besides the point. You know, if this guy lived in Iran he'd be hanged for his crimes.
Really? The police have no idea why an armed gunman would come into a Christian radio station? Hmm. Could it be the radio station blasting it's Christianity over the air. Or it could be that he was a Christian nutcase, either way, it's crazy-related.
This would be one of the good times to remember about those pre-flight demonstrations conducted by the flight attendants. In case of emergency...
Saturday, July 26, 2008
Thursday, July 24, 2008
when it goes
YES! Finally. Some good news. I say we take this one step forward and rename the parents with kids named "Number 16 Bus Shelter" and such. OK, I thought I heard some weird names but "Fish and Chips?" I don't know why that name got blocked and others didn't, but I guess it just depends on who you get at the office.
Huh? Marriage is racist? Oh, boo-hoo. Using racism as an excuse as to why you're not married is just lame. It is statistics, look at your dating history. What is the most predominant feature in all of those relationships? YOU! There you go, that's probably the problem. You know what? That was mean, I apologize.
One day, I'll make it. Although I should point out that for as much of a geek I am, I've never been to any type of convention. Seriously, I don't think I'd be able to handle that many geeks and nerds all located in one building. Still, I'd like to go someday.
I don't know why it's funny. Maybe because it is so honest. If nothing good is said about this guy, I'll say this: he's a responsible driver by limiting his use of the cell phone while driving.
This dumb bitch, with her dumbass daughter. It's a wonder that Caylee survived 2 years of life. Decomposition. a) The detective didn't say it smelled like human decomposition. b) They didn't find 19-day old pizza in the trunk. c) What the f**k are you doing driving around with pizza in your trunk when you're kid is missing?
Ah! Cell phone usage linked to brain tumors? I'd like to see those numbers, because I wish some users would get brain cancer. I love these statistics because you can skew them to say anything you want. Think about it, darn near everyone you know has a cell phone so it's safe to say that most of the people used in this study has a cell phone. But you know what else? Most of those people have two arms, so I'm issuing a warning that people with two arms are more likely to get brain cancer and the safest method to deal with this problem is to cut off an arm.
And comparing cell phone usage to Russian roulette is a bit extreme. That means there's a 1-in-6 chance of getting brain cancer with each usage. Here's a hint about Russian roulette, death always wins in the end.
Huh? Marriage is racist? Oh, boo-hoo. Using racism as an excuse as to why you're not married is just lame. It is statistics, look at your dating history. What is the most predominant feature in all of those relationships? YOU! There you go, that's probably the problem. You know what? That was mean, I apologize.
One day, I'll make it. Although I should point out that for as much of a geek I am, I've never been to any type of convention. Seriously, I don't think I'd be able to handle that many geeks and nerds all located in one building. Still, I'd like to go someday.
I don't know why it's funny. Maybe because it is so honest. If nothing good is said about this guy, I'll say this: he's a responsible driver by limiting his use of the cell phone while driving.
This dumb bitch, with her dumbass daughter. It's a wonder that Caylee survived 2 years of life. Decomposition. a) The detective didn't say it smelled like human decomposition. b) They didn't find 19-day old pizza in the trunk. c) What the f**k are you doing driving around with pizza in your trunk when you're kid is missing?
Ah! Cell phone usage linked to brain tumors? I'd like to see those numbers, because I wish some users would get brain cancer. I love these statistics because you can skew them to say anything you want. Think about it, darn near everyone you know has a cell phone so it's safe to say that most of the people used in this study has a cell phone. But you know what else? Most of those people have two arms, so I'm issuing a warning that people with two arms are more likely to get brain cancer and the safest method to deal with this problem is to cut off an arm.
And comparing cell phone usage to Russian roulette is a bit extreme. That means there's a 1-in-6 chance of getting brain cancer with each usage. Here's a hint about Russian roulette, death always wins in the end.
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
how does that work?
I saw this news report on TV and I thought something was weird about the whole thing. I mean, missing a whole month before the child was reported missing? What the hell? Did she go on a vacation while someone else was babysitting? Oh, but the "babysitter" never existed apparently, because the police can't find any record of a person living at the place. Maybe she was scammed? Like a fake babysitter. What luck this woman has, she happens to leave for a month and leaves her kid with a kidnapper. That's amazing, she's the unluckiest person alive.
A loaf of bread costs 100 billion dollars? Granted its Zimbabwe dollars but that's still a lot of money. Imagine what you could do if you went over there and exchanged a few dollars on the currency market. You could walk away with billions of dollars. Gotta love that hyperinflation. The same people that figure out what things are worth do our math too. Dumbasses. Dude, do you know what $1.5 million in toilet paper looks like? Or $36 million in sporks? They must be charging toilet paper by the square.
He's just moving like Forrest Gump. That'd be sweet. Although I imagine almost as expensive as driving. You gotta feed those horses.
You'd think that it could run faster, but weird. Not that 6-legged part, but that a vet would be reluctant to release it back into the wild. Sure you're probably wondering how the hell, but I'm wondering if it is functional.
Hmm. A thief or a moron? Suspected thief, convicted moron.
My guess would be a disgruntle zebra but that's just my opinion and she seems to have a solid alibi.
A loaf of bread costs 100 billion dollars? Granted its Zimbabwe dollars but that's still a lot of money. Imagine what you could do if you went over there and exchanged a few dollars on the currency market. You could walk away with billions of dollars. Gotta love that hyperinflation. The same people that figure out what things are worth do our math too. Dumbasses. Dude, do you know what $1.5 million in toilet paper looks like? Or $36 million in sporks? They must be charging toilet paper by the square.
He's just moving like Forrest Gump. That'd be sweet. Although I imagine almost as expensive as driving. You gotta feed those horses.
You'd think that it could run faster, but weird. Not that 6-legged part, but that a vet would be reluctant to release it back into the wild. Sure you're probably wondering how the hell, but I'm wondering if it is functional.
Hmm. A thief or a moron? Suspected thief, convicted moron.
My guess would be a disgruntle zebra but that's just my opinion and she seems to have a solid alibi.
Saturday, July 19, 2008
don't believe it
I just don't believe it. Well, not that the hostage would commit suicide but the whole ordeal. I mean, the other hostages commented on the fact that they were not doing well, physically or psychologically. So what's this about Jason surprising the people taking care of him? There were people taking care of them? I just know I'd be a terrible hostage, pleading with my government to nuking the whole damn country.
That'd be the best excuse for being late to work. Whale carcass. I'm curious though, I never knew that vehicles had ethnicities. What makes it a "Hawaiian" truck? Seriously.
Bahahaha. Another story of another moron. Although to be honest, I blog about these things too. Hmm. I may want to rethink this whole thing. Oh well, 22 days to go.
That'd be the best excuse for being late to work. Whale carcass. I'm curious though, I never knew that vehicles had ethnicities. What makes it a "Hawaiian" truck? Seriously.
Bahahaha. Another story of another moron. Although to be honest, I blog about these things too. Hmm. I may want to rethink this whole thing. Oh well, 22 days to go.
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
hot cocoa
Two life sentences each? Really? That'll be like 10 years. Well, they wanted the money to make sure that they're taken care of right? Well, that's what prison will do for them. It'll probably keep them around for 20-30 more years. 23 policies? Yeah, that's a bit excessive.
What? I'm not questioning the validity of this story. It's fine. He lied, he's off of disability, he'll probably have to go back to work. No. My problem is that his face is blurred but they give his name. How is that protecting his identity?
OK. This I have a problem with. If this stands, then you have the possibility of sex offenders moving in next door or down the street from the school. And that's not cool. I'll admit that maybe the guy that committed the offense against the 13yo when he was 15yo probably shouldn't be labeled a sex offender but that's the exception not the rule. I'm sorry but most sex offenders are likely to re-offend, allowing them to live/work around schools or where lots of kids hang out is just neglience. Like this guy. A website? C'mon. Regular criminals don't make websites promoting their crimes. Pro-armed robbery websites? Not likely. Maybe some of the more disturbed murderers would make a website, but that's disturbed. If that ain't a reason to re-enact Megan's Law... because one child molested is one too many.
I could mention that I saw this story on an episode of Grey's Anatomy, but instead I think I'll make fun of myself (or rather my family). Yup. 140lbs tumor removed? My parents had one removed back in 1998. The year I went to college. You see, in this story, I'm the tumor. Eh, it loses meaning if I have to explain it.
What? I'm not questioning the validity of this story. It's fine. He lied, he's off of disability, he'll probably have to go back to work. No. My problem is that his face is blurred but they give his name. How is that protecting his identity?
OK. This I have a problem with. If this stands, then you have the possibility of sex offenders moving in next door or down the street from the school. And that's not cool. I'll admit that maybe the guy that committed the offense against the 13yo when he was 15yo probably shouldn't be labeled a sex offender but that's the exception not the rule. I'm sorry but most sex offenders are likely to re-offend, allowing them to live/work around schools or where lots of kids hang out is just neglience. Like this guy. A website? C'mon. Regular criminals don't make websites promoting their crimes. Pro-armed robbery websites? Not likely. Maybe some of the more disturbed murderers would make a website, but that's disturbed. If that ain't a reason to re-enact Megan's Law... because one child molested is one too many.
I could mention that I saw this story on an episode of Grey's Anatomy, but instead I think I'll make fun of myself (or rather my family). Yup. 140lbs tumor removed? My parents had one removed back in 1998. The year I went to college. You see, in this story, I'm the tumor. Eh, it loses meaning if I have to explain it.
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