Monday, September 18, 2006

pope you

Whoa, who would've thought some words from an old dude would spark such actions? Yeah, the pope said some words that linked Muslims to violence. So what did some Muslims do? Well they certainly didn't do anything "violent" like burn down Christian/Catholic churches. No, wait, they did! Ha! That'll teach Christians to say that Muslims aren't linked to violence! Come on, that's like accusing someone of graffitti, then the next day spray painted on the police station is "I don't write on walls." How stupid do you have to be to do that?
OK, it's a small percentage of Muslims that do this stuff but still. I've seen a Jew say "Jesus Christ!" when something nearly hit him. *gasp* A week later a bunch of Christians strung him up on a crucifix. Nope, we just laughed and then I said, "Not my God you f***ing Jew." And we laughed some more.
Or how about when Mel Gibson said that Jews were the cause of all the wars in the world? I consider Mel Gibson to be more influential than say, uh, Pope Benedict IX. The Jews went on a Christian hate spree and looted and plundered downtown LA for two weeks. No, wait they didn't! I think they just invaded Lebanon.
Then there's the time some Danish newspaper published a cartoon portraying Muhammed. The leaders of the Muslim community wrote a scathing letter to the editor-in-chief and urged all Muslims to boycott the newspaper. Wait, it sparked riots across Europe and southeast Asia. Yeah, good job with that.
"What about the Crusades?" - Look, that was like a thousand years ago. GET OVER IT! Waaah! If a volcano hasn't erupted in a thousand years it's considered a dead volcano. The Crusades are a dead issue. I mean, are Christians still killing Jews because they killed Jesus almost two thousand years ago? Probably a couple of them, but for the most part THEY GOT OVER IT! Are Jews actively beating the crap out of Egyptians because they got used as slaves? Not as much as a Muslim would probably.
How about the time I called my friend a stupid Mormon? I immediately recanted my statement saying that he wasn't a Mormon (which he was). When he told me he was I told him "No dude, don't be so hard on yourself." Yes, it's a ripoff of South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut but still funny.
%#$@ all organized religions. You stupid pieces of @!%$ that use your #@%*ing religion as a 'reason' to bestow violence upon the world. And religion isn't peaceful either, if you need a book and some guy/girl in a robe to tell you not to go and knock your neighbor the $#@@ out and steal all of his/her ^@#$ing stuff then you had !@#$ing retarded parents who should've been neutered at birth.


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