the real thing

Really? But those PSA's from the 50's said that it was completely safe. Weird, they can't both be right can they? Since that PSA came out before this I believe it! This "news" story is a fabrication of the liberal left wing something, something.

What? This is about as bad as a guy eating another homeless guy. Ugh. And seriously? Firing squad.

That's smart, but sort of worthless in my opinion. Are cops that stupid? I mean why would they order the guy that was handing it out to diversity training? He'd be the last guy I'd send. I'd start with the 15 that took the book since they don't know what a "foty" is.

I like the doctor's quote. I mean I really like the professionalism this guy has. Holy smokes! All we need now is the Batman (Adam West style) action sequence. Bam! Pow! Bang!

I can't believe a high school senior came up with this prank. It is good. It takes a lot of work to put something like this together. Awesome, worth the suspension in my opinion. The video could've been done better but hey, there's always next time. You rock kid!


Have they never heard of Occam's_Razor? A wedding crasher manages to get in without anyone noticing, dressed in the appropriate colors and then make off with the cash gifts. Huh. Really? Or could it be that someone at the party isn't as honest as you'd believe? Hmm, nah. If you ask me, I think an alien race infiltrated the party via high particle matter conversion technology, used a time dilation device on the party thereby rendering everyone in their own personal time bubble isolated from the outside world. Then, with literally all the time in the world, were able to sort through all of the gifts and find the cash (because items are harder to carry out), then restored the space/time continuum and were on their way without anyone knowing.
Please people, that lump at the top of your neck isn't just a fancy paperweight.

one week

Four days with my dad. More than enough for the next few months. Weekend looks packed too, helping a friend move Saturday, then spend Sunday with my cousins in Ohio. One of my cousins got married earlier this month, now he's having a cookout/wedding reception for those that couldn't make it (me) in Ohio. Fun stuff.

I guess everything in Texas is bigger. Go figure. Primary purpose? Catching compact cars. Geez.

Good advice, I guess it's like the needle exchange program. Can't get rid of the problem so you might as well make it as positive as possible.

This is the true definition of "in vino veritas." Where she admits to popping Percocet when the kids act up. And she was sober enough to give her kids the keys, although I can't imagine where she'd need to go.

I just like the headline. Ah, the Mrs. America pageant. I wonder if it is Trump sponsored.

Oh MY gawd! What? What? WHAT? How does this happen? I mean, what goes through someone's mind to make this an end result? I could understand if you were stranded in the Alps in a plane crash... but still!

Oh, he was mad at her. Well him getting one year house arrest and four years of probation ought to teach her! Good job there slick.

And I thought the homeless, crazy kid that ate his roommate was insane, but WHAT? Seriously? Banning tag? Oh, but they're still allowed to play other running games as long as no one is chasing each other. So what game would that be? "Everyone! Run in different directions! Wheee! Isn't that fun?" And as far as "less physical contact" goes, you're tagging someone, with your hand. Sure there's an occasional collision, but you can't get much less contact from tag! Geez! People! It hurts kids' feelings? Guess what, when they grow up they're going to eat their roommates because the world is a tough place and their feelings are going to get hurt.

I like strippers. It's good, honest work. Well, it's hard so they get props for that. Few things really tick them off, fake money probably being at the top of that short list.

favor the bold

I've always felt that criminal justice system could use some help. In particular, the sentencing portion. Favor the victim. That's what I believe. I mean, how can someone impartial assign punishment effectively? So someone broke into your house and stole some things. B&E and robbery will get you probably about 2-5 years if it was your first offense, meaning you could be out in a few months. Now what if they stole the urn with your grandfather's ashes and afterwards ditched it because it was basically worthless? Your grandfather's ashes are now spread throughout the lower east-side. What is that worth to you? A few months in jail?
Now I don't think everything should be on the table, but modify the current sentencing and offer it to the victim. They can choose how long the criminal spends in jail, not the jury. If you don't want to have him go to jail that's fine. Let the victim choose.

Catchy name. Not sure I'm liking what the story means but at least I was entertained for a minute or so.

You know, I was wondering what I should do with my two-weeks off. This sounds fun. I mean, paying someone $40 per half-hour to hear what my mom thinks of my life! Eh, maybe if it was with the Ghost Whisperer.

So it begins. Hopefully this means the end of the crap reality-TV shows. Please, oh please. Die and fail like Miss Teen South Carolina's answer to why some American teens can't point to the USA on a map. Somehow she ended up in South Africa and Iraq. Oi vay!

This isn't it ironic moment is brought to you by... oh who cares.

Not sure what to make of this. From a criminal justice prospective, assault with a grape is worth about $250 and 6 months of unsupervised probation. The other side is, Agnes? What is she? 60? 70? It's like a guy named Murray.

somewhere

Can you say... fatal attraction? Whew. She's sorry? For what? Stabbing him? Or not finishing the job? Just like this crazy chick. Geez!

There's degrees of conspiracy? Huh. OK, I'll take that. But fifth-degree? Don't we usually just go up to third degree? Third-degree murder... such accuracy in the world of criminal justice. So attempted conspiracy is less than fifth-degree conspiracy? I dunno, I'm thinking of like second-hand accounts. Where you heard someone talk about something. Then there's third-hand accounts, where you heard someone talking about someone that was talking about something. Geez, you get down to the fifth person, and you're at me.

Ah, this is why some would-be criminals fail. Yes, these guys tried to commit the crime. They had that much will-power. However, they didn't follow through, nor did they even bother with purchasing a real gun. I don't think they gave it a whole lot of thought at all actually. I mean, hooded sweatshirts in the summer? C'mon guys, that thing at the top of your neck isn't to keep the shi*t bottled in.

Ah, celebrity justice.

What makes me smile though? This sort of homeward bound story. Aww.

What sort of lawsuit is this? I mean just the fact that the lawsuit says that girls own an average of 8 Barbies. What does that have to do with the whole thing?

They must've watched the movie Van Wilder, as this was proven with topless tutors.

frying bacon

That's it? 400 in 25 years? That's not much. Now if it was the 400th person since yesterday then I say... it's a good start. Doh. It's not a major milestone.

And today is apparently opposite day, where white people are discriminated against. Well, he only got $150,000 for it so it couldn't have been that bad. A hostile working environment? Go to Iraq, that's a hostile working environment. Someone calling you "cracker" or "stupid white boy" is just a good time.

One word: guano.

Braveheart was executed today. Sweet. Most of the stories were written by a guy named Blind Harry? Meh, I don't know how good that source would be if the guy was really blind.

operation blue sizzle

I like it, it's got a nice ring to it. Silent Thunder, I think these guys should be working in the S3 shop coming up with operational names.

No thank you. I will stick to my usual, cow, pig, and maybe chicken. Whew. I'll admit that sometimes those shows are interesting, but to me they're like a horror film.

Do you know what the odds are against getting hit by a richocet that far away? No, I'm asking, do you know? I don't, but they seem pretty slim.

Ah yes, that's an example of responsibility if I've ever seen one.

Gross abuse? Of a corpse? Well first off, anything with a corpse is gross. Secondly, isn't that the legal term they assign necrophilia? So using a corpse as a prop in your pictures is as bad as having sex with them? Well... I guess. At least this guy said sorry. It's not much but it is something at least. It probably won't do much at his hearing but we'll see.

special

I don't know what really brought about this thought. Just over ten years ago I got my first portable cd player, of course it didn't have the skip-protection so it wasn't very useful on the move. For that I still had my old Walkman. You know the one. AM/FM radio, tape player, oh and the tape player had three buttons. Stop, Play, Fast-Forward. Yup, the old school. If you young bucks wondering how you'd rewind; answer: flip tape over and fast-forward. Yeah, I'm really old.

Ah, maybe just alittle bit. Nah, that's what they want you to think. It's not like they walk around with t-shirts that say "Terrorist." Just like those guys that have the "FBI" t-shirts. Hehehe. The hijab is used to focus on 'inner beauty' which translates to ugly. What? I'm shallow. Like when describing someone with the phrase, "they have a nice personality."

So weight-loss in women can be linked to a future diagnosis of dementia? I don't understand what they're saying. How does this help in the diagnosis of dementia?

Ah, if the age old question of is time-travel possible? And why oh why would anyone from the future come back and visit this time?

Wow. Got to love Indiana. So what's the problem again? The urine soaked seat? Or the fact that no one helped him? No one helped him find some place to clean up? Here's a hint Sparky, see those big signs labeled "Bathroom" or "Mens?" Try there.

This guy is really blind. You know, people (as in groups) usually kill people for a purpose, like if they pose a threat. Lacing someone's pizza with LSD? Not a murder attempt. Maybe a good practical joke but not an attempt. Maybe he's just paranoid since he can't see very well.

Man, I don't think I could do it. Hehehe. Hillbilly, he said "I'm not getting rid of him for nothing." That whole double negative thing.

extra ordinary

Yes. Only an idiot would get into a bear cage. And only a drunk idiot would get into a bear cage naked. I don't see how a beer fest and a bear cage go together. I mean, what's the attraction? It probably went something like, "Hey, after we get our fill let's go to the zoo." And once at the zoo, "Dude, I bet you won't go into the bear cage." To which our fated idiot answered, "Oh yeah? I'll get in there and I'll do it naked!" Fast-forward to the present, we have one naked, half-eaten guy in a bear cage. He certainly showed us that alcohol impairs judgement. Well all I can say is I hope that guy didn't have a chance to reproduce.

What part of this story is terroristic? If there's such a word. What, did he threaten him? Used the threat of violence? Who doesn't? Shooting your daughter's boyfriend isn't terrorism. On the bright side I think the dad got his wish, the guy boning his daughter won't have any feeling below the waist. In this superfical, materialistic world I doubt she'll stay with the guy or if she does it'll only be for a few years (until guilt isn't enough).

"Lack of propriety" involving the safety equipment. To understand this fully, I had to look up "propriety" and Dictionary.com said that propriety is 1) The quality of being proper; appropriateness. 2) Conformity to prevailing customs and usages. It's dancing in a radiation protection suit, yeah it's not appropriate but it is funny. I mean, do you know how hard it is to dance in one of those? They don't look very comfortable. It's not like they blew a million dollars for two washers worth 19 cents.

At first it sounded like a news story straight out of West Side Story. I mean a gang that's sign is a heart formed by your hands. Whew! Next they'll be a mambo dance off between the Jets and the Sharks. Bahahahaha.
What? I like musicals.

Damn, the donut patrol is catching on. Yeah, of course it'll work. I mean people doing the speed limit on the freeway slow down when they see a cop car. I wouldn't be surprised if this caught on in other places.

Ah, the 2nd Amendment takes another hit. Oh well, that's one surface-to-air missile launcher off the streets.

I wonder why they stopped answering the door? I don't think it would constitute entrapment since the place was a distribution location. It's not like the police set up the place and advertised, those people are there for one reason and that's to buy illegal drugs. It's not like meth has medicinal properties, other than to alleviate wallet tension or maybe put out the fire that the money burning a hole in their pockets.

i thought so!

Yup. I wasn't just tired or crazy. It really exists. There's a drug for RLS that might cause gambling? Mirapex? Ha, what a great thing. I guess the FDA doesn't know how to test for gambling, or even if they should. It's a great thing to know that you're not crazy.
Probably not the best drug to take if you've a "restless" leg or two. Well, at least your leg is not as active. The only problem is that you lost all your money because you're a bad gambler. I really can't believe that this is a real drug.
So besides gambling, it'll make you fall asleep. OK, that's dealable because I don't think RLS is that painful that you need to take it throughout the day; probably just before you go to sleep again. If you don't fall asleep then you'll just hallucinate. Pretty much with this you'll have worse "side-effects" than what you're trying to fix. Ha. It's a good thing.

shoe money

Ah, young love. Is there anything more romantic? Are there real people in Arkansas that will give parental consent so a pedophile can marry their kid? What? Really? This guy is probably going to go down to Arkansas now. Ugh. Those people just piss me off. Good thing I don't own a gun.

Unfairly targeted? Why? Because she's fat? They think fat people make bad decisions? Who thinks that? I think fat people lack self-control, but that's not a decision... Oh, fat people are inexperienced in criminal law OK, that makes sense. But at least she admitted that she fell asleep once. Due to her medical condition. What? Being sleepy is a medical condition? Oh crap, I've got a chronic case then, damn near every day it hits me! You'd think a judge would exercise common sense and step down. Maybe think about becoming a truck driver or something. I bet she gets sleepy right after lunch.

Ah, another benefit to smoking the ganja.

He must have friends like me to think it was a joke.

More on the future girl problems. Video included!

time again

Like a modern day Romeo & Juliet. Maybe this is the way it really happened, not so romantic. And there's no warring families. Just a crazy guy killing his 16 year-old girlfriend. Well, that's one way of making sure she never dates anyone else. I guess there's some logic in there...

Whoa. Four people that look exactly the same. What are the odds? Four girls. Whew. Imagine going from 1 kid to 5. That's going to put a strain on the family.

More crazy animal owners. The owners are crazy, not the animals. A "horror show" huh? Sounds cool. I understand financial troubles, but maybe they should've got DHL to deliver a fricking shovel. Geez people. Dead things do not help the health situation. Like the old video rental store says, "Be Kind, Please Rewind." People, be kind, please bury your dead animals. Buy a shovel. If you can't afford one call me and I'll buy you one.

Hi! My name is @. What's yours? Hi !. I guess it'd be good for text messaging.

Another moment in Doh! Who robs a nun? Probably a drug addict. Seriously, I mean even if you didn't know they took a vow of poverty. They're part of the church, why risk the chance of not getting into Heaven? Unless your method is via drugs, then what the hell go for it. Good luck next time buddy.

I guess that's the inherent risk of it when open a place like that. People, get your brakes checked out every few thousand miles. You people ride the brakes like they were the accelerator, they're not. You know the vehicle automatically starts slowing down when you take your lead foot off the gas pedal, you don't have to hit the brake. And turning? That'll slow you down too. Same with going uphill! It's like gravity applies friction and thus slows you down. Who'd thunk it?

Hahahaha. I'm sorry, but horse plus hatchet. I don't think it was premediated. Who uses a hatchet to kill a horse? Who tries and just buries it half-an-inch into the skull and can't get it out to try again? What a wuss. The person that tried to kill a horse, not the horse. The horse is hardcore.

I guess there's certain things a mom would do for her kid. Posing as her son's wife in court though... I don't know. Couldn't she still do what she did as his mother? Only in Evansville would people think it's natural for a 25 year old man to be married to his 47 year old mother.

=)

Huh. Learning something new. France does not extradite French citizens. Good to know. You know, if I decide to become a criminal.

He's the same f**king guy. Ugh. Calling him Allah doesn't change anything. ooOOoo, it's what the Muslims call Him. Yahweh... God. Whatever, I call Him by His given name, Petey. We're close, that's why. Do I think it should be mandated by the church. No. Nothing should, but we don't live in a good world.

Hahaha. This is something I think I'd do. It sounds like something I'd do. Like, "Hey, did you hear that Daniel paid in full for his car? In a coins?" See how naturally it seems to fit? Here's the video (of the guy, not me).



I'm still looking for the TV ad for some sort of new drug for RLS, that one of the side-effects was 'gambling.' Maybe I was just tired, but it seemed worthy of further investigation.

girth

Checked mail.

Oh! Got something for the Social Security office. Sweet! Wait, on the envelope it says "TO BE OPENED BY ADDRESSEE ONLY, UNDER PENALTY OF LAW." Well, I'm the addressee. It's a penalty under law to open this if you're the addressee? OK, well I'm not going to open it.
Ugh, all junk mail. That's crap, so I'm head back to the letter from the Social Security office. I'm thinking what the hell, let's break the law.

Oh, it's my social security statement. Well that's cool. Let's flip it open. Up at the top it says, you need 40 credits to retire, currently you have 32 credits. Sweet! I'm almost there! How I got there, I don't know. Not bad for only 7 years of working. But I'm going to get those 8 credits I need and retire! Well, maybe not. But I am eligible for benefits through disability. I could get $921 a month if I was disabled. If only... Wait, on the back is a definition of "disability" and one of the options is "a physical or mental impairment that's expected to prevent you from doing 'substantial' work for a year or more or result in death." There's so many things to say about that...
1. Mental impairment? Sweet, I'm lazy. That's a mental impairment right?
2. Physical impairment. I'm a fat bastard. Mostly due in part of my laziness.
3. Now the funny stuff. "Result in death"???? Now is the death from the substantial work? Or from the impairment? Isn't living going to result in death? In fact everything you do has the same result, you die. In the long run, people die. Result = death.

Interesting... If I choose to retire now (when I get my 40 credits) my benefits would be permanently reduced but I'd get them for a longer time.

Thought I'd share this with everyone.

share dreaming

Almost done with my first quarter of school. Whew. So far my lowest grade is a 94. Of course these are all introduction classes and don't really count or have any substance. So we'll see how I am doing once I really get into it. On the upside, I also got credit for 9 other classes, transfer credit from my old college. I didn't really think that I'd get credit for 9 classes. I mean, a year and a half worth of college and I'm pretty sure I failed nearly all of my classes that last semester. Oh well, I'm not looking a gift horse in the mouth.


2005. Glad we're up to date on that issue. But to be honest, swallowing magnets? Maybe nature's way of saying that this girl's genes aren't the best quality.

I guess it would have to be a musical. Who would've thought that a rigged reality TV show would not make a great Broadway show? Maybe the theater version of Lost? That could rock.

Animals can pick locks? The hell? It can't be that hard for me then right? Or maybe they're really, really smart. Since my initial success (beginner's luck) I haven't picked a lock. Of course I haven't practiced that much. Maybe that's my problem?

duty

Yeah, that's the answer. More guns, yup. And concealed ones at that. How about machine guns? That'll even out the odds, so when they start shooting even if you hesitate for a second, after that you're all caught up. Oh, I know, how about suicide vests? Yeah, that'll do. And some grenades too. Ugh.

So just the fact that he made him run a marathon wasn't torture? What 4 or 6 year-old wants to run a marathon? When I was that young all I wanted to do was play with my toys. And I'm happy to report that after two decades I am living the dream! Woo! Jobs suck!

Hahahaha. What kind of moron actually believes that? Look, if you're dumb enough to fall for that then guess what? You need to be a hostage. Some nubian princess is going to marry an Aussie farmer? Whew, it must be love. The love you see in movies, in real life it's a warlord that wants the hostages to send themselves. I gotta give props to the guy that came up with that scheme. Doesn't it sound like one of those half-baked ideas that you come up with at the very last minute when you're on a deadline? Dead being the operative word here. But anyway, you never think it's going to work but it does? Ha. Good for that guy, I hope he gets a promotion or whatever it is those people get.

Wow, that's stating the obvious. Is that really newsworthy? Don't get me wrong, I agree with the idea of self-defense but it doesn't make it newsworthy. A real newsworthy story would be like 'Women Learn to Fight Back in Pottery Class' or something wildly similar.

But wait, wasn't it fake? They don't have a case if it's fake cocaine. Can't be arrested for something like that. Although I guess you'd have to be smoking a big rock to call the police about some bad drugs.

Yeah, he could've lost his hat. Don't want that. It's always funny what people will do for things like that.

It's illegal in Oregon to have body armor if you're a convicted felon? That doesn't make much sense.

Point made but who finds it offensive? Serial killers? Ugh. Damn Brits. That's just like white people getting offended by black people using the N-word.

OD'ing on coffee. That's got to be a first. Or not. She's not very smart in the brain is she?

spanish fry

Wow. If she does this then those guys that used to make fun of me can eat a sock. I don't know what that means but it'd be funny. Row across the Pacific. Interesting.

There's an old military running cadence about this. Very funny stuff, but not so much in real life. Well, they're all in heaven, a better place. No use crying about that.

And possibly the scariest story ever. Scarier than terrorists or bridges falling down, miners trapped in a mine, this is a bad idea. Well, a good idea really, don't want those senior citizens to get an STD.

I can't wait.

don't throw it away

The jury is still out on the bulletproof backpack. Although I might just pick one up for myself if they're big enough. Funny that "protecting" our kids is MJ. Michael Jackson. OK, fine, I'm going to ask my dad to raise my allowance so I can get one of these bad boys.

You sow what you reap. I can't feel sorry for the people injured, except the kids that may have been forced to go because their parents come from the shallow end of the gene pool.

Frick! Damn Nazis, they went back in time and killed a bunch of dinosaurs. Probably forced them to dig their graves and then shot them! I was thinking seriously though, wouldn't the any mass dinosaur grave site have oil? So that'd make the Middle East the "biggest" mass grave? Which we could then blame the Muslims? Are you following me? Tricky bastards.

Maybe the smartest guy. Or could be that the heat just finally got to him. $1200 to fix an AC unit? What the hell? You can REPLACE one for cheaper. Again, that's mostly all labor. You gotta check for leaks which is just time consuming but you can fix an AC unit for about the price it takes to put a conventional AC on your roof. I just can't believe that the battery actually runs the AC unit. Whew.

Indiana having more stupid fun, the Michael Jackson type. So a lawsuit probably in the millions, plus losing your job, is worth $140 to you? Good math, people. Must be the same people that do Wesley Snipes' taxes.

I guess I can see the stoner logic behind the arguments. Pot can help national security... you come up with some wicked ideas when your baked, of course the terrorists would just waltz on by while you're stoned but at least you have your ideas. Or are they talking about the paranoia associated with it? Maybe the paranoia is only associated with it because of the legal status which would disappear when legalized. $10 billion? That's a lot of dime-bags. Bigger than porn. Pot is bigger than porn? Study must've been conducted by a stoner. And how does one go about gathering such information? Going to dealers and ask them how much they make? Like these are the most honest people.

I say crack was involved. If you're mentally capable of discerning that you and your "wife" have mentally problems, they're not that bad. Didn't seem to retarded to get married either. Or retarded enough to have a kid. Although I admit that $1000 ain't that much for a kid. You know a healthy kid can go for upwards of $200,000 on the black market? Huh, maybe they are retarded.

another day

Good stuff. That camp looks like fun! Especially the wall climbing! There's a place nearby that I think I'll check out next week. I'd do it this weekend but I've got to go play soldier.

Roar! She is pretend doctor, hear her roar. Although I admit that made a good point, I just don't think that too many will take her seriously.

Red is the new pink, or whatever. Not exactly but I guess we've accepted the fact that we're a fat group of people.

Woo! Talk about jumping on the bandwagon. A GPhone, a cool idea. I wonder where they came up with the idea? Or such a clever name? Whew.

That must've been one special flip-flop, but they still didn't retreive the damn thing? What a waste.

Not since Dahmer has a community faced such a threat. I guess that's a good way of getting people not to remember what you look like. Hmm, I wonder if that would work on robberies. No one would look at you... This guy is onto something.

Stunning Stuff!

resound

Is it just me or is kid-on-kid violence just keep getting younger? Ah, next, fetus shoots 1 year-old brother.

Grr! Up the road, not across the street! At least they got a little bit closer.

I don't know if police are right to suspect him of the other robberies. You'd think that a guy that's done it a few times would remember to bring a bag with him. Or perhaps he fled because of the incompetence of the bank teller, shouldn't they have robbery bags with them behind the counter? Geez, do the robbers have to think of everything?

Talk about good business. Whew. Wish I had that idea, although I think people come out to support the cause rather than the product.

More on sick cat defense guy. Not new information but an informative video. And yeah, the guy looks crazy, but maybe it's just the blood coming from his forehead.

The dog ate my homework I've heard but, the dog ate my money? And the bank accepted it? She probably didn't mention where or how the money got to be.

Oh! A bloggers' union! That'll go over well I suppose. It's no weirder than this. By far the weirdest form of gratification.

Hey, I got your solution right here. Commit a crime. Or just confess to one, they'll keep you in there while they investigate.

Um, I can't make head or tail of this story. But I have to say, that's service. I'm sorry but the exotic dancer will probably be found guilty of possession. Well, it's better than running and being convicted of 3rd degree murder.

At least she was honest. Or rather her t-shirt was applicable to the situation she found herself in.

by the numbers

My final report for my Criminal Justice class I have to select a TV show, movie, or book that relates to the field and how it relates to it/how accurate is it? I've had some weird ideas for my paper. At first I thought I'd be unique and maybe use a show like Night Court, Cop Rock, or Police Squad! just to stand out. Night Court had too many seasons to go over and both Cop Rock and Police Squad under less than 10 episodes each. Oh well, it was a good idea right?
So my next thought was maybe Numb3rs or maybe Bones, all I knew was that I wanted to stay away from the mainstream shows like CSI or Law & Order. Numb3rs utilizes mathematics to help solve crimes while Bones covers the forensics of a case. Both are very cool and I like them but what really grabbed my attention was a new TV show Spike called Murder. The basic premise of the show is that two groups of three people are thrown into a murder investigation from the crime scene to finding the suspect. The people are not law enforcement people, just run of the mill people that probably watch too much CSI and Law & Order. It's funny to see all of them trying their best, but they're not detached enough. They're emotional, letting their feelings and "intuition" lead them to bad conclusions. Yes, you should heed your intuition, but it shouldn't lead you to places, just point you in a direction. I mean these guys are coming to conclusions just by half-examining a crime scene and a mugshot. Not even processed data or a coroner's report, but jumping down each other's throats because of their feelings about the case.
Blah.




Put it down! Put up posters across local fast food places saying don't serve her. Um, tell delivery places to not take orders from the house. Compulsive eater my ass!

I do believe that the justice system should favor the victim in the punishment phase. Let this guy choke the crap out of his son's killer. Oh no! We can't have that! Killing the killer doesn't bring back his victims. Absolutely. I agree. But it does prevent any future victims from suffering the same fate. If he lives maybe he'll kill again, maybe he won't, I don't know. What I do know though is if he's dead, he won't kill again. Definitely. Guaranteed.

Hehehe. I thought my dad was kidding when he said that the cat (Max) gets all of the money if he dies. I guess more people think that's funny too.

keep an open mind

Forget tea leaves, training, or any of that crap. Just keep the day open will you? March 10, 2013. I did it a few days ago and somehow I've lost 2 weeks of my life. Check it out for yourself. I'll see you all on March 11, 2013.

Why would they admit a doggone thing? If they did that, they'd open themselves up to an easy lawsuit, fired from the force, loss of pension, and possible open to prison time. I just laughed at the fact that grampa said doggone. You don't hear that enough these days.

You'd think it'd be the other way around. Workaholics lack sex, not lack of sex causes workaholics. Well, it could work either way when I think about it. At least they're working and their mommies have cut the umbilical cord. Took 61-years but better sooner than later.

one

Mind over the stomach I guess. Maybe we should attempt this on other items as well. Too bad we can't wrap an education around a McDonald's wrapper. Of course it was conducted with preschoolers so they're easily tricked. I mean they still fall for the detachable thumb trick, of course they scream and freak out but I guess the same could be said about the carrots in McD wrappers. And what does that say with the health of our kids when they go all Pavlov's doggie when they see them?

I remember when I thought it was the coolest thing when my mom's Maxima gave a verbal warning when the door was open. "The door is ajar." Now it says, "You are drunk." Cool. Bad for drunk drivers. Good for the taxi business.

Evil moment: A technological twist to natural selection. The kid that gets ran over by the car doesn't live on to reproduce other children that are less aware of their surroundings. I feel sorry that it had to be a kid to teach this lesson, but we're not letting the shallow end of the gene pool go away. Instead we're trying to keep them around for all the wrong reasons.

I know what they're trying to say, but the way they say it, they make it sounds as if the breast implants were the source of the suicides. When in actuality is should be the mentality of the people that get them, their reasons for increasing their breast size. Not like "Oh cool, I got breast implants. I should go kill myself now."

Like the scarlett 'A' to shame women, Hello Kitty armbands to shame police officers in their offices. Humiliation has to be public though, but you can't undermine the cop's authority.

Mahjong epilepsy? Really? Huh. Not related to the stress of the game, but the actual game itself. Weird. So does it happen when they play the game or when they just hold the tiles? Because if it just happens when play the game, then it's not the tiles.

Stupid bounces.

above and beyond

Probably the funniest thing I've ever heard in my entire life. Bobby Brown fears his life is in danger from Osama Bin Laden? Because Osama wants to marry Whitney Houston... Aren't they divorced? So what's the problem? She'll take him back? She's going to take back a wife-beater? See kids, don't do drugs. You'll become paranoid and thought as crazy by everyone else in the sane world. As if Osama felt threatened by Bobby Brown. Well, I haven't read anything about how Whitney feels about Osama's supposed infatuation.
It's stuff like this that gets me up in the morning. What the hell is wrong with Bobby Brown?

proof of purchase

Hey, I guess if you can afford them all. Geez, what the hell are they doing? Well, I know what they're doing but are they making their own football team or something? Whew. 16 brothers and sisters. I wonder how they can get anything done with all of those kids around. Imagine being pregnant for 10 years of your life? Whew.

Time for the arcades or money for the laundrimat. Who'd return free money?

I've got to wonder why he's actually trying to build a nuclear reactor. Free energy? I guess that'd be cool, enough power for a house and maybe the garage. My own personal power source.

Update: The fag got life and I bet they're going to tease him in there too.

maybe so

So maybe UPS isn't the place for me. I'm not looking back on it though. It messes with my rhythm of life. Me, I've always been concerned about people. Not productivity. I understand there's a quota to be met and I did my best. We're supposed to unload 1200 packages an hour, work continuously for four or more hours with only a ten minute break given at random throughout the night. Little to no air circulation in the back of the trailers, what they do give you though is a nice big ol' light to heat you up even more though.
Maybe I'm getting old. Heck, I know I'm getting old. Still, I don't need that crap. At the beginning of the night and in the middle I was unloading approximately 1300 packages an hour but if you time me in the last thirty minutes or so? Yeah, I'm tired and yeah I'm going to go slow. It was my third day, I didn't fully expect to be working at full productivity but they did apparently.
Screw them. I've got supervisors tell me that it's a "dangerous" work environment. And I can't be afraid of bruises. Really? I've worked in a "dangerous" environment. Hell, I'll even go as far as to say it was a hostile environment. A place where people were trying to kill me. As far as bruises go, well I've been blown up twice so bruises really don't concern me. So what point are they trying to make about working at UPS?
I don't need the money that badly.

glorious

Because I love her. She just doesn't know it.




That sucks now doesn't it? How the hell are these people supposed to get on with their lives? How is the city supposed to rebuild? Oh no, big companies might lose a lot of money? Isn't it their job to pay people that give them money in case shit happens? Oh crap a hurricane hit, like there wouldn't have been payouts. You can't say you won't pay because there's too much. What the hell? I should run my personal life like that and see if I can't get away with it. Those people paid for a damn service! They should get it.

He says he's not a bad driver and I believe him. At least he doesn't use his cell phone when he drives. I just want to know how the hell did he get a driver's license? He got zapped at 13, I'm assuming he got amputated around the same time. He's just a regular guy with "some handicaps"... some. Helen Keller didn't have as many handicaps as this guy.

Sorry, they said Real American Heroes and I thought, "Bud Light Presents. Real American Heroes. Thank-you Mister Parking Lot Attendant Flashlight Waver..." Those are some great commercials.

Darn-tootin'! Maybe Harry Potter is based on a real person. Maybe this 78yo was a wizard or whatever. I don't understand why people want his autograph or interview him. So what? He's got the same name as a popular character.

fastlane

Like the giant octopus in the kitchen, I'm ignoring the whole Minneapolis tragedy. Well, I don't believe the whole "freaked me out" defense. Oh, they called him a 'fag' and the principal didn't do anything? *gasp* Yeah, I understand where you'd think it's the principal's responsibility to stand up for this fag but a big part of growing up is facing and overcoming adversity. I guess this fag did that, just wish he did it better. There's nothing he can't learn in college that he couldn't learn in a maximum-security federal prison. Of course in there he'll be called fag a lot more and there ain't no guns in there. I suspect he'll drop the soap within the first week.

Probably the funniest video I've seen in awhile. I don't consider it cruel or unusual punishment. Except for maybe the guys that had to dress up as nuns. Yup, I say let all the prisoners continually do musicals throughout their entire sentence. Train'em, rehearsals, the whole nine-yards.

You know, I really didn't think panties were a black market commodity. I guess Victoria's jacked up prices would force the whole thing underground.

Update: The 'my cat's sick' defense. Apparently it won't hold up in court. And ew. Dead cats in the fridge? Ew, ew, ew. What's that next to the butter? It's a tabby. It always starts with a cat or two, maybe a dog, some fish, a few birds, then next thing you know there's a dead cat in the fridge next to last night's caserole.

zombie

Now for more than just making calls. You know, I use my cell phone screen sometimes to find my keys in the dark. On occasion I'll light the way to bed instead of trying to turn on a house light. But for surgery? Well it's got to be South America where you don't need electricity for surgery.

I used to carry a living will for just that purpose. Sounds morbid doesn't it? Still, the idea is sound because I don't want my family to go through financial troubles just to keep me alive. Plus, I don't think I could live with myself knowing that I caused this kind of trouble for my family. Yes, it's just money but still, better things could be done with it than keeping me alive. Let me die.
When no safeguard is in place, yes, the families should decide because they should know the person the best. Still, an objective point of view should be in place. It's selfish for the family to hold onto someone that has little to no chance of waking up. What's the problem? You don't think they'll go to Heaven? Well then keep them around, postpone an eternity in Hell, otherwise pull the plug.
I guess I get my opinion from my dad, he's got the same arrangement. (Joking) Hell, I'd rush to pull the damn plug myself. You know how much money the cat's going to get when he dies? And who do you think is going to follow him? Yup, the cat. What? The cat's like 17 years old, accidents do happen, I can't be responsible for what could happen.

What you talking about Willis?

Glock v Bach. Not a court case, but Washington's (the state) idea of fighting illicit gang activities. The only thing I can see going wrong with it is that people genuinely trying to catch the bus around going to fall asleep and miss the bus. Ha, I wonder if anyone is going to use that excuse.

It's like Police Academy 4: Citizens On Patrol. Well, except the guy was a former cop. It's funny the language we're forced to use to defend the accused. Being arrested for "suspicion" of grand theft auto and "being in" possession of stolen property. I understand the need for it but it's still funny to point out the fact that we try to go out of our way to believe that they're innocent when they're guilty.