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Can you say... fatal attraction? Whew. She's sorry? For what? Stabbing him? Or not finishing the job? Just like this crazy chick. Geez!

There's degrees of conspiracy? Huh. OK, I'll take that. But fifth-degree? Don't we usually just go up to third degree? Third-degree murder... such accuracy in the world of criminal justice. So attempted conspiracy is less than fifth-degree conspiracy? I dunno, I'm thinking of like second-hand accounts. Where you heard someone talk about something. Then there's third-hand accounts, where you heard someone talking about someone that was talking about something. Geez, you get down to the fifth person, and you're at me.

Ah, this is why some would-be criminals fail. Yes, these guys tried to commit the crime. They had that much will-power. However, they didn't follow through, nor did they even bother with purchasing a real gun. I don't think they gave it a whole lot of thought at all actually. I mean, hooded sweatshirts in the summer? C'mon guys, that thing at the top of your neck isn't to keep the shi*t bottled in.

Ah, celebrity justice.

What makes me smile though? This sort of homeward bound story. Aww.

What sort of lawsuit is this? I mean just the fact that the lawsuit says that girls own an average of 8 Barbies. What does that have to do with the whole thing?

They must've watched the movie Van Wilder, as this was proven with topless tutors.