Monday, June 29, 2009

gotta make this one quick

OK. This is too stupid not to blog about. I'm glad that it was a guilty verdict and sad that someone had to die. Still, my question is, what the hell the defense attorney thought this was going to accomplish. I mean, yeah, drug side-effects are bad. Still, there's no surgeon general warning, or FDA warning that says that one of the side-effects of taking this drug is HOMICIDE! Sure, dry-mouth, anxiety, blotch skin can be a side-effect but not homicide. Although I guess this would be more along the lines of "may cause gambling urges." What the hell kind of side-effect is that? That's too specific to be a side-effect.

Saturday, May 30, 2009

goodbye tonight show

Goodbye. It was a fun 17 years, many enjoyable moments and celebrities. The times we had. Hello Conan.

Now, for some serious stupidity. Really? They're against the Predator drones? You can't see all of those other planes that drop bombs either. Yup, blame the unmanned plane. That's what kills all of those innocent people, not the actual bombs that explode on impact. Besides, you can hear those manned planes because those damn pilots can't keep their mouths shut. You can hear them from miles away (and above).

Oops doesn't cover it. You know, there's plenty of blame to go around. I really don't think she should have to pay those medical expenses. Maybe get some money in return. Still, I think our healthcare system is a bit overwhelmed. Maybe we should fix that, and the 7-digit figure she'll be getting probably won't help that cause any.

Not funny news, good people doing good things. What got me was the headline link from the main page. It said "Pizza Man Helps Save Rape Victim From Remote Cabin." There's so many things wrong with that statement. First, who gets raped by a remote cabin? OK, rape isn't funny. Still. Secondly, Pizza Man? That's just got to be the worse superhero name ever. I mean, good for a late gaming session or drink fest, but not a good superhero name. What do I know though? As long as he gets the job done and saves the day.

Oh. Army MPs (military police) always making things so interesting. Always doing the right thing, looking out for the interests of the Army.

Monday, May 25, 2009

memorial day

So let's see what's been going on the Social Darwinism front.

What a failure. OK, so he planned to kill four students plus himself. Here's what end up happening, he shot at a teacher and missed. Then he shot himself and it took him a week to die from the self-inflicted wound. Miserable on every level. He was barely able to kill himself.

More proof that we're headed for doom. I really don't see how this could possibly be a good thing. I don't even understand how this could even be a show. No bad. Bad TV execs.

Umm. There are no words to describe this. It says "Police did not know if she had an attorney." What it should say is "Police did not know if she had a brain." 

Oh, if only there were more people like Lai willing to push these f**kers off bridges. I'm not too sure I'd do anything different if I were in that situation.

Wow. I'm barely on Twitter. What the hell? I feel old. I wonder if our parents got a breakdown list like this about the old-school pager codes. FMLTWIA????

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

twitter it

Surprise, surprise. That's just got to be the worse way to prove someone's cheating on you. Try explaining that when they grow up. "Your mom's a ho" seems to cover it.

It's not Hammer Time. Self-inflicted stab wounds, that takes some dedication.

Can you really call it an epidemic

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

scheduled outage

I've been watching The Guild. OK, I've already watched Seasons 1 & 2. It's great, I love Felicia Day. Maybe it's the gaming, violin, singing, or general nerdy-ness. Heck, it could be the Sears Blue Appliance Crew commercial. I don't know. Of course like any good obsession, I spent several hours watching The Guild instead of writing a paper for class. Well, I guess it wouldn't be a good obsession if it didn't interfere with normal life. I needed something to interrupt my 10 season + 2 movies, Stargate SG-1 marathon. Yup, I need to get a job.

There's just something not right with all of this. I can't put my finger on it. Hmm. I can believe suicide. I can believe digging a ditch. I can believe covering the hole with brush. What's got me is why a suicide would dig a grave and then shoot yourself. Cuz this explanation seems far from the norm. He dug a ditch, put himself in it, covered it up, and then shot himself? That's the only way it could've gone according to the article. Usually you shoot first, dig the ditch, and then cover it up. Now if it's premeditated you dig the ditch first, shoot someone, toss them in and cover it up. It's just that covering up the grave is to conceal its location. Dead people don't care where they're located (or at least they don't complain about it that much). Well, I'll never know the mind of a suicidal person, especially when they blow their brains out.

Well, it was just a matter of time. I blame the superhero movies, people taking the law into their own hands. It's the lawmakers that make crappy laws, law enforcement that can't do their job, the lack of funds for law enforcement. Nope, I blame the superhero movies.

Why I don't accept gifts from neighbors.