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You know what would attract more viewers? Naked table tennis. Yup, that'd get the fans in the stands. I don't know why they'd have sexier table tennis uniforms. Maybe they need a Janet Jackson/Super Bowl moment.

Speaking bringing sexy back, what's up with the Amish population doubling? Well, the only way I see it is that the Amish chicks are putting out like nobody's business. OK, maybe they're using modern medicine to extend their healthy lives, but I'm hoping for the former. Maybe if they win their "protest" to not have hazard lights on their buggies will thin out the population. It's always a good time when an Amish buggy takes on a train.

You know, I almost agree. For me, she could be naked 18-28. That's a decade of her, maybe that's enough but maybe not.

BabyTV? Channels geared to the under 3 years old? That's a narrow demographic and I had to see the commercials but hey, you gotta hook them young I guess. How do they know what 3yr olds want to watch? Which shows are doing well, maybe rotate their time slots, or add cast members to their favorite shows.

I can believe that it's butter. Hehe. I like that last line. I wish I had something classy like that to say.

say it ain't so

It's a sad day indeed. Budweiser isn't American anymore. What the hell? What happened to the great American spirit? You'd think that crap like "Milwaukee's Best" would be the first to go. I don't think I like where we're heading now.

You'd think with the technological advances we've made in the last hundred years we'd be able to come up with something more than a skateboard. Not exactly a bionic turtle.

No doubt. There's a good argument to be made here. She may be 20 years old, but if you want hot; nothing is hotter than a gold in the women's all-around. Nastia Liukin is 18 and that's just hot too.

Going in the opposite direction now. Is "beauty-disadvantaged" the PC term for ugly? And what the hell are the ladies pissed off about? It's not like he said that the town was full of "beauty-disadvantaged" women already. And yeah, it can be slim pickin' for women too.

olympic update

In case you ever wondered.

going for the gold

OK. I'm up in the Olympic fever, but I was wondering when did the trampoline become an Olympic event? Oh, 2000. That explains alot. Still, the trampoline??? Don't get me wrong, I saw what they were doing and it is indeed difficult, but I don't think it is an Olympic event. It's the trampoline for kidney's sakes! That's like making 4-square an Olympic event. Don't get me wrong, it would be awesome but not really worthy of a game slot you know? Other possible Olympic events on the books: hop-scotch, tag, and freeze-tag. Can you imagine? "The US is fielding a good freeze-tag team this year, but have had a little trouble with their strategy in the warm-ups, let's see how they fair against the Australians..."

And because Michael Phelps is going up for his 8th gold in a few minutes, I'd just like to point out that there's a huge difference in the level of technology between Mark Spitz's era and today. I mean, look at the archive footage of Spitz, swimming with that shag-rag of a hairdo and a mustache. C'mon, when was the last time you saw a swimmer with a mustache? That's just hardcore. It's just like when modern day baseball players break records of old. Where today's fields are shorter and the season is longer. It's easier when you've got all those factors working for you.

OK, back to watching the Olympics. The women's swimming team just got spanked.