as if the world wasn't bad enough

What the hell? I mean, what the hell? Asians and Virginia Tech is just not a good combination. First they go on shooting rampages and the next guy thinks, "how am I going to top that?" Well, just cut someone's head off. That's different. I don't know if it tops a rampage, but it definitely memorable.

I thought kids were stupid about what goes on in the Internet, but this does the cake. Well, obviously he wasn't going to be the jealous type. Him being 41 and she was 26. Sadly, I think it would funny if she accidentally switched her online status.

Bahahahahaha. Haha. Ha. Ha. It's still funny. WTF is "learning differences?" Short attention spans? OK, well basically they beat a bunch of retards. Great. I wonder why they have a basketball team. 20 students? That's not a good thing. Yeah, play on the playground or in gym class, but to go up against other schools? That's just demoralizing.

back again

$3.7 million? That's a lot of money for um, yeah. Well, that's nice I hope they pay up front. Can't get a refund on that. Of course I wonder how one would go about to verify the quality of the product received. Ah yes, the answer to the age old question, "how will I pay for college?"

Not a bad idea. Ties into the story above, somehow. I dunno.

It is a good job. Not the best job in the world though. That would be to watch naked supermodels at said location. Well, about as great of  a job as I can think of anyway.

Well, then maybe the law should be changed. I think the spirit of the law is there, no sex with the students. Not just because it's wrong but because it creates a dangerous working environment. So as a teacher you can't have sex with a co-worker but you can have sex with an 18-year old student? Makes sense.

I just wonder what part of the deal wasn't honored. I mean, 100 cases of beer? That's alot, but was it the beer? Meat? Or cash? If it was the beer, was it because of quantity or quality? I mean, 100 cases of beer is great but uh, if it's a 100 cases of warm beer then I'm not interested. Same goes for the meat. $16,000 doesn't seem like much, but then again someone out there is willing to pay $3.7 million for a virgin.

Fat ass. They should or maybe more people should lose weight to fit into an MRI machine. What? That's not an achievable goal? What the hell is your goal then? Not to be fat enough that the fire department has to taken down a side of the house to get you to the hospital? C'mon, that's embarrassing.

i've been putting it off

Well, I've been putting this off so I'm going to spread it out for you in a nutshell (Sports Night quote).

Let's go back to last year. Dec 23. I wake up, it's a cold morning but whatever. I go out to start my car. It won't turn over. Crap. I don't know what's wrong. The starter's old, it could be that. Battery seems fine, but I know I probably won't get my car into a garage and fixed this close to Xmas. Damn Christians.

So I call my buddy, since I was going to hang out with him instead I have him come pick me up. It'd be fine except that while I'm riding with my buddy I go to grab my phone but instead it falls under the seat. Fine. I move the seat up to get better access to the phone when I try to get it from the backseat. I see that it's pinned in there good so I back the seat off and look! My phone has a nice dent, bending it almost in half.

So now I'm stuck with no phone, no car, and it's the day before Xmas eve. Damn Christians! OK, not the Christians fault for that but still. It's a damn inconvenience.

The day after Xmas I walk the 1.2 miles in the cold to get my phone fixed or get a new one. Turns out I have to get a new phone and Sprint doesn't use SIM cards so I can't transfer my contacts on there. The new phone is going to cost me $330 and change. Luckily, I did back up my contacts on my laptop about 8 months ago. So I have most of everyone's numbers.

What about the car? Oh, I didn't get that in until after New Year. The garage was backed up. I call on the 2nd, they say that can't look at it until next week. OK. I still get it towed over to the garage. Price: $56 for two miles. Ugh. Still, I needed to get around too so I go get a rental car. Apparently they're busy this time of year, I have to go to several different places to secure a rental that day. Cost of rental car for a week? $200. Yesterday (the 8th) I get a call from the garage. They said they pulled it in real quick and did a diagnostic. Prognosis? I'm an idiot. The battery's dead. Cost to replace? $100. I spent approximately $400 (with gas) for my car troubles which cost me an additional $330 for the the replacement phone that I didn't need to get. Trouble costs me $730 this holiday break. Not including the fact that I didn't get the holiday I wanted (road trip).

I still have the damn rental car. No I have no way of getting back home when I go to drop it off. With the impending snow coming and trip to Ohio this weekend I decided to get some snow tires. Whew. $303 more. I can't wait for this to be all over.