time again

Like a modern day Romeo & Juliet. Maybe this is the way it really happened, not so romantic. And there's no warring families. Just a crazy guy killing his 16 year-old girlfriend. Well, that's one way of making sure she never dates anyone else. I guess there's some logic in there...

Whoa. Four people that look exactly the same. What are the odds? Four girls. Whew. Imagine going from 1 kid to 5. That's going to put a strain on the family.

More crazy animal owners. The owners are crazy, not the animals. A "horror show" huh? Sounds cool. I understand financial troubles, but maybe they should've got DHL to deliver a fricking shovel. Geez people. Dead things do not help the health situation. Like the old video rental store says, "Be Kind, Please Rewind." People, be kind, please bury your dead animals. Buy a shovel. If you can't afford one call me and I'll buy you one.

Hi! My name is @. What's yours? Hi !. I guess it'd be good for text messaging.

Another moment in Doh! Who robs a nun? Probably a drug addict. Seriously, I mean even if you didn't know they took a vow of poverty. They're part of the church, why risk the chance of not getting into Heaven? Unless your method is via drugs, then what the hell go for it. Good luck next time buddy.

I guess that's the inherent risk of it when open a place like that. People, get your brakes checked out every few thousand miles. You people ride the brakes like they were the accelerator, they're not. You know the vehicle automatically starts slowing down when you take your lead foot off the gas pedal, you don't have to hit the brake. And turning? That'll slow you down too. Same with going uphill! It's like gravity applies friction and thus slows you down. Who'd thunk it?

Hahahaha. I'm sorry, but horse plus hatchet. I don't think it was premediated. Who uses a hatchet to kill a horse? Who tries and just buries it half-an-inch into the skull and can't get it out to try again? What a wuss. The person that tried to kill a horse, not the horse. The horse is hardcore.

I guess there's certain things a mom would do for her kid. Posing as her son's wife in court though... I don't know. Couldn't she still do what she did as his mother? Only in Evansville would people think it's natural for a 25 year old man to be married to his 47 year old mother.