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Yeah, that's the answer. More guns, yup. And concealed ones at that. How about machine guns? That'll even out the odds, so when they start shooting even if you hesitate for a second, after that you're all caught up. Oh, I know, how about suicide vests? Yeah, that'll do. And some grenades too. Ugh.

So just the fact that he made him run a marathon wasn't torture? What 4 or 6 year-old wants to run a marathon? When I was that young all I wanted to do was play with my toys. And I'm happy to report that after two decades I am living the dream! Woo! Jobs suck!

Hahahaha. What kind of moron actually believes that? Look, if you're dumb enough to fall for that then guess what? You need to be a hostage. Some nubian princess is going to marry an Aussie farmer? Whew, it must be love. The love you see in movies, in real life it's a warlord that wants the hostages to send themselves. I gotta give props to the guy that came up with that scheme. Doesn't it sound like one of those half-baked ideas that you come up with at the very last minute when you're on a deadline? Dead being the operative word here. But anyway, you never think it's going to work but it does? Ha. Good for that guy, I hope he gets a promotion or whatever it is those people get.

Wow, that's stating the obvious. Is that really newsworthy? Don't get me wrong, I agree with the idea of self-defense but it doesn't make it newsworthy. A real newsworthy story would be like 'Women Learn to Fight Back in Pottery Class' or something wildly similar.

But wait, wasn't it fake? They don't have a case if it's fake cocaine. Can't be arrested for something like that. Although I guess you'd have to be smoking a big rock to call the police about some bad drugs.

Yeah, he could've lost his hat. Don't want that. It's always funny what people will do for things like that.

It's illegal in Oregon to have body armor if you're a convicted felon? That doesn't make much sense.

Point made but who finds it offensive? Serial killers? Ugh. Damn Brits. That's just like white people getting offended by black people using the N-word.

OD'ing on coffee. That's got to be a first. Or not. She's not very smart in the brain is she?