for you i will

I'm not as concerned about the spill or the series of events the resulted in the spill, but what exactly is the purpose of transporting pig's blood? And that much pig's blood? Is this some sort of hidden business venture? Maybe there's a horror movie filming company that needs a truckload of pig's blood.

Ah yes, please check the method payment. Cash, money order, check, or poop.

Well, this is one of the weirder methods of presidential selection. You've got to have the equivalent IQ of a cheerleader to make your selection like this.