Tuesday, October 10, 2006

planet of the clams

What's next? There's a new study out now that says that cola can be bad for girls. *gasp* Spinach? No. Lettuce? No. Soda? No. What's left? Chicken? Salmonella. Beef? Mad cow. Tofu? Yeah, I guess. Water? Lead. Potato? Check. Bread? Mold.
So let's see, I guess most meals will consist of tofu and potato. Well, for girls at least. They're weak, can't handle soda. Hahaha, it's good to be able to pee standing up. I think the media is doing a fabulous job of scaring the bejesus out of us. Me, I'm going to stay at home until this whole thing blows over. Let me know when it's safe to eat again.

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