i wish

Now I've lost this not-for-profit job.

So if you still can't access report cards or just have lots of time on your hands... check this out. 101 things to laugh at.

Wow, not exactly the brightest bunch of people live in Surprise, AZ. You'd think they'd be used to it, considering where they live but I guess not. Apparently a 29 year old convicted sex offender was enrolled in a 7th grade class for six weeks. About halfway through the video there's some b-roll footage. One is of "Surprise Police Department." SURPRISE!

And of course the new law that requires you to have a passport to enter the United States. Yay! I can't wait to add that stamp to my passport!