Friday, April 27, 2007

three little pigs

Man, do I find capitalism funny. Everyone wants to make money. Big corporations will outsource jobs to India, or Mexico in order to "cut costs" and thereby eliminate jobs in the US, then turn around a sell it to Americans. The only problem is that people without jobs usually don't have the money to buy these cheaply-made products at outrageous prices. Huh, I can't figure it out. And I understand big business too, who really wants to pay a guy $25/hour to basically watch a computerize system do his actual job? Oh, and if he works more than 8 hours a day it shoots up to $40/hour, rounding up to the nearest half-hour.
Here's big business trying to squeeze just a little more money out of people. Renting music? Really? That's funny, like I'm going to pay every month to listen to music that I could go out and buy one-time. Music is a one-time purchase. Oh, unless this is some sort of clever ploy to get people to buy CDs again.

I wonder if there's a nifty little guide for making teens and adults stop whining. Oh yeah, just a quick 1-2 combo, knocks them out every time. This method also works on kids too.

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3 comments:

damned_cat said...

that whining thing is just what i needed. although you know, sometimes a good smack will do the trick.

(who said that?!)

Dan said...

hush. you can't say that! i can, and if you ever need someone to keep them in line just give me a call...

damned_cat said...

grr. what's your number? hehe it's called "contracting out."