Tuesday, May 08, 2007

living life

Talk about doing the wrong thing at the wrong time. What's wrong with people? You definitely don't try to shoot someone in a court. And how do you miss with a shotgun?

Heh? When retards f***, they don't make geniuses. Stupid people breed stupider people. What the hell is the problem? Hell, I think they should sterilize more people, at least the dumber ones.

Talk about hating life and the people around you. Haha, this is so totally awesome.

And how is the team at fault for all of this? Why not sue McDonald's while you're at it? They probably made the guy fat too. Hell, let's sue his parents because they probably didn't provide him with proper nutrition and skills in maintaining a healthy lifestyle.

Got to say that this is by far the strangest lawsuit ever. $65 million for a pair of pants? This from an administrative law judge. What car are you renting that it costs $65 million for ten years? And what makes you think they have $65 million? I think they should just set his pants on fire.

I thought it said that the brothers' name were Durka. Durka Durka Durka, Mohammed, Jihad.

And if you ever wondered what happened when you put socks in the dryer and came up missing? It wasn't the evil laundry machine eating them, it was this guy.

1 comment:

damned_cat said...

let's not jump to any coclusions. i mean, women's socks do make really good puppets.

funny how no one's fighting for the estate, just the dog. hehehe.