Tuesday, November 13, 2007

full of bologna

I've got to question the level of education in southern Illinois... Writing out the date, like November Second? Perhaps the house was called November Second? Then I'd understand that. Also, cookies? Tortured with cookies. What a wussy.

Wow, do you think they'll add this to the warning label of sleep medicine? To be honest though, it does warn against taking the medicine and operating a vehicle, as well as sleeping and eating. Do we punish the homeless guy for trying to get some? Plus, I've got to give props to this public defender (I'm assuming the homeless guy can't afford a lawyer so one was appointed for him) for doing his/her best.


Striking terror with a pink taser.

I'm waiting for the recent Hannity and Colmes show. Calling a suspect "Hispanic" isn't helpful. Plus, the black dude on there made the funniest comments. They were racist, but hilarious. I love it. More on it.

4 comments:

damned_cat said...

torture with hot cookies ... i need a pictorial. i just can't picture it. pick up one in each hand and hold it against the victim's eyes? i could not even do that without laughing. sorry ...

Dan said...

wow, you're dark. i was thinking in a conventional torture type. you know, tie up the guy and offer him freshly baked cookies but never actually give them to him. dangle it in front of him and than eat it yourself...

damned_cat said...

no, YOU'RE dark! your torture is much meaner than mine!

Dan said...

i don't know about that... i saw it once on an episode of leave it to beaver... or was that the brady bunch? it can't be that dark if it was on those great shows.