reflex

As if life wasn't bad enough. Can you imagine getting robbed by twin, gay pornstar brothers? Well, that answers one question. Another one I've wondered about is where do midgets come from? From here apparently.

Whew. For a minute I was scared. I'm glad she's just having one baby. OK, more scared than I was before. I mean, at first she was pregnant and that ruined my chances. Then she got engaged and I thought "Oh, Crap!" So last week when I heard that she was rumored to be having twins I thought, "Well, that's just great." {sarcastic tone}

Win a date. I'd like to win the one with Scarlett. What? I'm superficial. I'm sure it's a worthy cause and all, but I stopped paying attention after, "Win a 'Special' Night With Scarlett Johansson." I did see the "click here to bid" though.

Ah, the dark side of the movie "Waiting." That's hilarious though, but I doubt it's going to keep cooks and servers from mistreating bad customers.

It's only funny because we were learning in class the rules for intiating a car pursuit and what circumstances to continue them. I can't believe he tried to run over a police officer.

This just raises more questions than it answers. 1. What was a lieutenant doing tasering a cow? 2. Why did he video tape it? 3. Why would you show it?
I can only think that he thought it would make a good training video.