Tuesday, September 16, 2008

back to the old

I did not know that either. So now we've got to worry about the Bloods, Crips, and the Catholics. Damn, just when you thought it couldn't get any worse. I bet the top guy is "the Pope." The guys walking around with the black shirts and white collars, yup those are the handlers, let's call them "priests" but you can refer to them as "padres" or "fathers." I think it's funny, those gang members are smart, but if you really want to get away with gang symbols, pick something from the Islam. No one is going to touch that one or tell you to take it off. Representing Allah, and Mohammed is his prophet, yo.

Who'd win? A firefighter or police officer. It's not funny, I hope the guy pulls through but it is a little weird. Guns and Hoses? C'mon, that really just sounds like a gay bar. Or a gay strip club. I'm trying hard not to imagine it.

Here. That'll get your mind off gay strip clubs. OK. Well, you'd think that stabbing someone 666 times would pretty much dismember a person but what the hell huh?

Obviously it was the shooter's first time. You're on the lookout for an amateur gunman, professional dumbass. Really? You shot someone in the head and they lived? Yeah, that's attempted murder at the minimum. There's no defense lawyer that can make that situation any better.

3 comments:

damned_cat said...

The feeder middle school banned red clothing a long time ago. I always thought that was a stupid rule. Bandanas I could see; but to ban red (and not blue) apparel? Apparently Palolo is blood territory.

Guns and Hoses is a TERRIBLE name for that event! It does sound like a gay strip club! I've always thought there was something way homoerotic about firefighters' charity events like benefit calendars, hardbody contests, etc.

Dan said...

in the world where we take so much from headlines or a 2-second blurb, guns and hoses just sounds wrong. it could be perfectly fine, like a police and firefighter charity but that first thought... it lasts a long time.

damned_cat said...

not to mention the s&m / bondage connotations. but i guess they just thought it was too clever to give up.

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