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So I don't get what one has to do with the other. OK, he won the lottery. What the hell does it have to do with his girlfriend being stuck on the toilet? Unless the "first lottery" was getting probation. And how the hell do you keep an adult in the bathroom for two years? How do you let someone keep you in the bathroom for two years?

Thank goodness for small miracles. She must've been a blonde to think that this lawsuit had a chance. I mean, what the hell? anti-depressants? Really? Can the government sue her for wasting their time? You know, charge them alot of money for such crap. Toss them in jail? I bet that would cut down on the stupid lawsuits. You know, something they'd remember, chop off an arm. Whatever.

OK. What? You expect people to believe that? Some shotgun shells fell onto a pile of newspapers, the paper was used in light the stove, the stove just happened to shoot off the shell in your direction. It is a lot of coincidences; but I guess the laws of quantum physics allow for this possibility. However, the police will have to decide.

I'm confused. At least it's not this.

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