yeah, it's that good

CRASH! BOOM! BAM! Not the best ritual I think. I guess bashing in skulls really does open minds. You know, I've got this itch on my foot. I wonder if bashing in my head would cure me of that. Huh. I'm thinking this method might catch on in western medicine.

So I'm confused. Is it true? If so, what scientific methods did they use to test these theories. I mean, really? It is a great award, hell, I'd like to get one.

I guess there really is a pedicure police. I did not know that. Interesting.