Uh, I'm not sure if it'll work but go ahead and tax it. Obese? Taxing soda should cure that. Couldn't tax the fast food industry. Nope, they can't be blamed at all. What about vending machine food? Nope, those are as healthy as celery sticks. Huh, I guess you just gotta tax soda drinks that don't have 'diet' in front of them. What about 'lite' afterwards? Maybe there's another tax for Pibb Xtra. With a title like that you'd think there'd be more so that should be taxed more. How about Diet Dr. Pepper? I know it says diet in front of it but it tastes just like regular Dr. Pepper and that's how it's advertised.
That is one awesome 'Dear Santa' letter. All I gotta say is that kid is going to get a buttload of presents this year. It's a selfless letter, how could Santa refuse?
Ah, I know what I'm giving people for Xmas this year. Well, crappy presents disguised as awesome presents. Ho-ho-ho.
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I somehow knew you'd be all over that Hitler birthday cake thing. And how 'bout his poor sister, little Aryan Nation?
A name's a name, all right ...
to know someone's name is to have power over them. names are powerful. that shouldn't be taken lightly. like apple or air traffic controller, or even adolf hitler.
i mean, you might as well name your kid "mass murdering motherf**ker" cuz well, it's unique and it rolls right off the tongue. kids will be named after catchy phrases next like "booyah!" or "doh!"
hehe, won't that be fun at roll call?
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