**it happens

I really should've listened to my mom. TV can kill you. Of course it's not a metaphor like my mom intended... I hope. I did kind of piss her off at times, she may have been tempted to chuck a TV at me.

Is it just me or does this sound dirty? He "donated" sperm while they were dating. She confirms that he "donated" sperm but it wasn't the sperm they used. Sadly, I don't think sperm is the dirty word repeatedly used here. OK, maybe I am all dark and twisty.

Because it reminded me of a 'Sports Night' joke and not because I'm being mean. It's funny. "Canadian Coast Guard Rescues 22 From Flaming Ship." To clarify, the boat's on fire, not gay.

Eh. I'm not impressed. What would've been impressive was if the inmates built their own helicopter. I dunno from what, but MacGyver could've done it from some prison trays, a fork, and a floor buffer. See? That would be impressive and worthy of a pardon. Can't pardon anyone again for making their own helicopter, but still. If you go through all of that...