Thursday, September 28, 2006

i don't share

It might be the Only Child syndrome, I don't know I'm biased. I just don't share food. My food is my food, don't ask if you can have some. I might offer, but that's rare. It doesn't even matter if I'm eating and the other person isn't, they can stare at my food all they want. I'll offer to pay, but don't you dare move your fork in the direction of my plate until you have clearance from the tower. Many fingers have been lost in that futile attempt. I guess I'm mean and I'm OK with that, so long as I don't go hungry.

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