Thursday, October 05, 2006

rozerem

This will be a quickie. There's aparrently a new sleeping pill on the market called Rozerem. The commercial with the beaver, Honest Abe, and a chess set. Know of it? Listen carefully to the announcer when he's telling you about the side-effects. OK? It's a sleeping pill. One of the side-effects will be drowsiness. Huh. Really? That's like taking steroids and one of the side-effects is a strength. Derrr. Another side-effect is fatigue. Wow! Another amazing observation! Of course individual results may vary. Next they'll tell us that one of the side-effects is an unusual tendency to lay down and wake-up remembering things that didn't actually happen. Oh, wait, that almost sounds like having a dream. That's right! OK, so maybe it does work but can we not state the obvious?

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