Tuesday, November 28, 2006

kids in the news

So I guess I was wrong. The teen driving the Celica into the bus in Alabama had a "steering malfunction." OK sure, I'll buy that for now.
Still, there's other news that's more disturbing than that. For example, this story has been on-going for over a year now and there seems to be no end. Nuking a baby isn't like nuking a Hot Pocket OK? It's not going to mature faster if you place it in the microwave. In fact, I guarantee you that it does just the opposite. Look, I know there's no warnings on the mircowaves or babies, but the combination of the two is NEVER good. (Side-note: when I first played the video, there was a commercial for Johnson n Johnson.)
Moving on. This girl was good at faking. She set fire to her mom's bed (while she slept in it) and took her two sisters in the family car. She said that abductors told her to drive south as they followed behind in another vehicle. Yeah.
The things you can get off of Craigslist nowadays. Specifically, a kid. Free to good home huh?

And this is not about kids in the news, or could be, but I found this hilarious. Like something out of an Indiana Jones movie. Enjoy!

3 comments:

damned_cat said...

jeez. and i thought it was evil to hawk unwanted presents on craigslist!

Dan said...

you are evil! you still get presents? ha! i'm so distant that all i get is cash if that. much better than crappy presents. suckers!

damned_cat said...

you *are* jaded!