Monday, December 18, 2006

panama

Got to love Yahoo! and their useless news. Drumroll please...

Crikey! we're not on this list. You'd think with the invention of automatic machine guns and nuclear weapons we'd be at the top of this list but we ain't even close. I think you'll be pleasantly surprised who was selected for #1.

Stupid is as stupid does. Teens aren't stupid, they're human. Just like the rest of us. We'd love the idea that kids would take our word in learning but that just isn't the way things go. They learn through experience; and experience is neither good nor bad. Sometimes we just have to reach out and touch the red-hot pot on the stove to find out that 'sh*t that's hot!' Now guess what, you'll be scared to touch stuff on the stove and when your mom tells you that stuff in the oven is like a hundred times hotter, you think I played around the oven when it was open?

I must be fricking retarded according to this study. And linking this paragraph with the previous one is this little news piece.

2 comments:

damned_cat said...

2 million deaths-by-mosquito? 170 milliseconds more consideration? the largeness and smallness of those numbers are zoiks!-worthy. for a second (milli?) there i almost forgot that i got to work at 6 a.m. and that my soda is flat.

Dan said...

*nod* it boggles the mind. the most i've gotten from a mosquito was an itch. of course for 4 months i had to take the nasty malaria pill. bleck. try chewing three tylenols (the non chewables), that's how bad it tasted.