Oh no! Rosie offended people with her 'impression' of a Chinese newscaster. It offended Asians! No it didn't, it offended impressionists or whatever, comics that do impressions. That impression sucked!
Link to the video here.
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb. I was quoting South Park there. Silly Mormons, polygamy is illegal. Although this FundaMENTAList Mormon/prophet thinks otherwise. Think that I'll get in trouble, read down at the bottom of the article:
"Members lead an insular life and are prohibited from watching television, using the Internet or reading newspapers."
What kind of life is that? That's just mormonic... err, moronic. OK, TV programming is pretty non-religious (except Sunday mornings) and the Internet is filled with porn, BUT THE NEWSPAPER???? When did the newspaper become a religion no-no? So I'm guessing that magazines are also out of the question? Or do they read Playboy and Maxim for the articles and their hard hitting journalism? What's next? Books? Is this the Dark Ages? Ugh, I'm just waiting for that freak tornado to wipe all these Morons off the face of the earth.
Old person dies. New oldest person crowned leader in the game of life.
Who didn't see this story coming? I remember when I used to play Tetris against my mom and she used to pull the controller to the left or right depending on which way she wanted to make the blocks go. The Wii controller has fight with plasma TV; Wii one - TV zero. People are also slamming hands and arms into objects. Uh, yeah didn't see that one coming either. That one's user error though, nothing Nintendo can do about that.
This is like the plot to one of those cable channel movies. A pageant winner has issues and must overcome them to retain her title. Huh, beautiful people have issues too. Who'd thunk it? Pills, lots and lots of pills is the answer!
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