Thursday, February 22, 2007

glory of love

This is why you don't play porn movies loud. Although I'm sure that his heart was in the right place. Trying to be a knight in shining armor and all. That's good right? But a sword? Eh, whatever you've got handy.

I'm glad she got her sentence reduced. McMissile is a cool nickname, although I don't think she'd agree. She got two years this (initially). So we'll use a little logic. Throwing ice at someone from a moving vehicle is the same (in the eyes of the justice system) as locking up 11 kids in cages. Right? Both got the same sentence, different crimes. You know, I bet you that the people she threw ice at were white, probably rich too. Yeah, I say crackdown on the lesser crimes, but was this case a real crime? *gasp* She threw ice at me! It'll take a few minutes for it to dry and after that it's not even going to be noticeable! That's really worth the death penalty there. What happened to no harm, no foul?

Anyone can be a cyberbully. Well, I guess not real bullies because they're illiterate and dumb and can't type. Although I've seen lots of times where that doesn't even matter. dats cos it dont pay 2 learn 2 tpye i right lik i talk cos im street yo! Uh-huh. Well good luck.

I bet you this autistic girl types better than those cyberbullies. She's got an excuse, but them? Maybe they're autistic too. That's not cool to make fun of them.

I'm not knocking the baby, parents or medicine. What they did was practically a miracle. But a 22 week pregnancy? Seriously, something is wrong with the world if people are having kids fricking 18 weeks pre-mature.

Well dang Cletus, them city-folks sure are skinny. Ah, that's why I'm fat. Because of where I live. That makes sense. It does actually, I wasn't being sarcastic. Also, I tried that new Cheesy Bread Pizza from Dominos last night. Let me tell you, that thing is choke full of fat. Back to the article, there's lots of good tips and information linked to it. Pay close attention to this article. I like it because it's written in a style I like.

I had a theory once about the method of studying exoplanets. They use the Doppler shift of a star to estimate that first, there is a planet orbiting the star, then its size. Great for large objects in space, but who exactly do you distinguish Earth and its orbit from say, Jupiter, or Mercury? You can't, because they do overlap each other and without additional data you're making a very educated guess.

4 comments:

damned_cat said...

love the video tag ... "watch how the neighbor will watch porn in the future." HAHAHAHAHA.

AIM, myspace, forums and free chat sites should all have an 18-and-over usage stipulation. kids can be STUPID but parents can be STUPIDER. what percentage does not know where their kid is at any given hour of the day? staggering.

amanda baggs got to meet sanjay gupta ... dang! i think he's on my top 5 "people i'd like five minutes with" list.

Dan said...

now when you say top 5 "people i'd like five minutes with." is that 5 minutes in the good way or bad way? i'd like five minutes with osama bin laden, but to beat the crap out of him and shoot him at 4:59. but i'd also like five minutes with eliza dushku for a completely different reason.

damned_cat said...

not the eliza dushku way ... although he is kinda cute. 5 minutes like, here's a list of everything that ails me, hit me with a list of remedies. my eliza dushku ... hm. do i have an eliza dushku?

Dan said...

i don't know...

so he's in between my two lists. got it. so your list of things that ail you is less than five minutes long. interesting. mine's much longer, sort of like a senior thesis. i'm sure he'd uncover a few things too.