Tuesday, April 10, 2007

check yes or no

I wondered why my dates haven't gone well these last few times. Stupid Google. I'm not saying that there's anything bad but I'd like to blame my failures in this field on something besides me. It's my God given right. Note: There's a pornstar named Lisa Phillips? Whatever happened to the clever names meant to describe parts of the body? Ah, the good ol' days.

Turning fear into anger. This pregnant woman proves that you should just never mess with women in her condition.

Check out the story highlights in this article. "Studies have found virtually no evidence supplements improve health your health" Is it just me or does that not make sense? You'd think someone would've caught that, don't they have people that check this stuff? I know my spellcheck catches this stuff.

So I'm guessing that the Rutgers women basketball players aren't nappy-headed hos then? I also enjoyed the apology, nothing like awkward backpedaling.

4 comments:

damned_cat said...

health your health ... it's like "o captain my captain ..."

Dan said...

ah. you sure? well, you're smarter than me with the words. funny, i'm editing a press release right now.

damned_cat said...

lol. i read that "eating a press release right now." wow. o glasses, my glasses ...

Dan said...

which is what my boss is probably going to make me do if he finds out what i'm really doing instead of eating this press release.