newsworthy?

NOT newsworthy. Actually, it's kind of shameful.

I bet next time he hands over the chili sauce. Would you shoot a guy for chili sauce???

Guys are getting busted for the weirdest things nowadays. Sheesh.

HAHA People are just plain funny.

A smart woman would've asked for his phone number instead. It would've made for a better story. Although I'll admit it is a unique pick up line.

Hmm, cellphone saves man's life. Yeah, kids with gun go up against man without leg. You'd think that the kids with the gun would win but nope. I'm reminded of a Family Guy episode in which Mayor West declares that he's got a bulletproof shield the exact size of a bullet.