MISTAKE? No, a mistake is leaving the lights on when you leave for the weekend. A mistake is when you wash a red shirt with a bunch of whites. A mistake is leaving accidentally wiring your car accessories wrong. This was not a mistake! It was a royal f**k-up. Heads are going to roll. The public will demand it, if nothing else draws their attention.
Huh. Now they can't even use the word.
Up next, prenatal ADHD.
Ah, the beauty of the couter-suit. Where a robber can sue the convienence store he robs because he slipped on a wet floor not properly marked. Don't you love this justice system of ours?
Why, oh why was there a need for petroleum jelly while driving? You know what? I retract the question.
They say it's never too late to go to college, but I don't know, there's always an upper limit. Hehehe. She's majoring in history. Probably because she actually lived most of it. "I remember..." Nah, I give props to grandma.
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