all good things

Talk about some serious abandonment issues this kid is going to have later in life. To be fair though, at least the couple left the baby in a hospital. And for the mother, she left the kid with people she knew so it's like leaving the baby with the babysitter. Eh, at least the kid is going to have a long history when they become a serial killer.

I'm sorry, there's nothing funny about this but I can't help laughing. You have no idea how many news stories I've read in my time in Indiana about the Amish and vehicle accidents. You'd think with a community on horse-drawn buggies that there'd be less fatal accidents but it just isn't so. Usually it involves a semi-truck plowing into a buggy or a wooden wheel busting and flipping but I'm just not used to the Amish driving around in vans. Truth be told though, how experienced can an Amish dude be at driving? Plus, does being Amish mean they don't believe in seatbelts? Maybe they were ignorant to the laws of physics, but I think a few lives could've been spared if say, they weren't crammed in like sardines or if they were all wearing seatbelts.

Well, PETA might have their next poster model. So he eats red meat, but he does give mouth-to-mouth to animals. A cat? And a dog? The words above and beyond come to mind.

Mmm, is that broccoli you're wearing? See, not just good to eat but good for the skin too!