Wednesday, October 24, 2007

boom boom la

Interesting. She's ill after falling five stories? Or am I not getting the full meaning of the word? Perhaps it can be used as a synonym for injured.

I say let him. The state has no reason to interfere in matters like this. Hehe. He severely injured one of his testicles... like it was separate from his body. Like he severely injured another man in a car accident...

In other words, the mice had washboard abs? Sweet. I want to get one. You know what will happen if people are allowed to do this? No, not washboard abs. Instead you'll have guys and gals with knee problems, nausea, vomiting, and other ailments because instead of doing it for 15 minutes a day they'll be doing it for hours at a time.

See? There are bad side-effects to doing drugs!

There's a free diamond park? Eh, they get you in the prices for refining them though huh? Ha, there's my marriage proposal! Make her work for it. That way she can't complain about it. It's almost like taking her to pick out a ring at a jewelry store...

With 10 hours you'd think he would have come up with a better excuse. If it were me I wouldn't have let him out until he told me what he was really doing. You can do better than a feline cat.

2 comments:

damned_cat said...

yeah. he should at least have said "canine cat"!!

Dan said...

well, let's hope you never have to come up with an excuse as to why you're trapped in an air vent...