hanging around

We call it "motivation" rather than torture. People are motivated to cooperate with authorities. I don't see anything wrong with it.

225 years. That's a little bit of time there. I wonder when he'd be eligible for parole. Not bad for a non-violent crime. Except for that meat he beat according to one of his charges.

And they still use the term allegedly? C'mon, he did it in front of a cop, how much more proof do you need?

That's like a million dollars!

How exactly does a flightless bird get up to a 3rd story window? At first I thought it was already dead but this makes for a funnier story anyway.

Funny story, but not as funny as I thought it was going to be. Like after being hit by the car, while still lying there he calls Guinness Book of World Records instead of calling 911. Although I don't think that people usually keep track of that stat, nor are there people out there trying to break his world record. It's not like the "How many people can you stuff into a phone booth" type of event.

On a sad note:
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no. NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Why God? Why?