not one last time

Ah, porn on demand. On tap. Too bad we can't combine the porn-o-box with real life advice like this.

Oh, for crying out loud! She's an anesthesiologist! Won't participate in the war? What the hell does that mean? Well, then she doesn't have to pay taxes either since the government uses that money to pay for the war. Also, try not to benefit from any of those advancements made due to the war, previous and present. You know, like the Internet, stuff like that. On a side note, a majority of the people that use the Army to pay for college loans aren't exactly the cream of the crop. Try the bottom 10%. You know, the people that can't get a good job to pay it off themselves.

They weren't sure he had a history of mental health? Well, if he didn't this is a helluva symptom. So let's see, he's religious enough to cut off his own hand. Smart enough to use a tourniquet. Clever enough to nuke the hand. Yeah, this guy is crazy.

There you go, that's a punishment. As a cherry, make him watch the last three installments of the Bring It On series.

Just call him retarded. Although I'll admit that it is funny.