Hey, I guess if you can afford them all. Geez, what the hell are they doing? Well, I know what they're doing but are they making their own football team or something? Whew. 16 brothers and sisters. I wonder how they can get anything done with all of those kids around. Imagine being pregnant for 10 years of your life? Whew.
Time for the arcades or money for the laundrimat. Who'd return free money?
I've got to wonder why he's actually trying to build a nuclear reactor. Free energy? I guess that'd be cool, enough power for a house and maybe the garage. My own personal power source.
Update: The fag got life and I bet they're going to tease him in there too.
Saturday, August 04, 2007
Friday, August 03, 2007
maybe so
So maybe UPS isn't the place for me. I'm not looking back on it though. It messes with my rhythm of life. Me, I've always been concerned about people. Not productivity. I understand there's a quota to be met and I did my best. We're supposed to unload 1200 packages an hour, work continuously for four or more hours with only a ten minute break given at random throughout the night. Little to no air circulation in the back of the trailers, what they do give you though is a nice big ol' light to heat you up even more though.
Maybe I'm getting old. Heck, I know I'm getting old. Still, I don't need that crap. At the beginning of the night and in the middle I was unloading approximately 1300 packages an hour but if you time me in the last thirty minutes or so? Yeah, I'm tired and yeah I'm going to go slow. It was my third day, I didn't fully expect to be working at full productivity but they did apparently.
Screw them. I've got supervisors tell me that it's a "dangerous" work environment. And I can't be afraid of bruises. Really? I've worked in a "dangerous" environment. Hell, I'll even go as far as to say it was a hostile environment. A place where people were trying to kill me. As far as bruises go, well I've been blown up twice so bruises really don't concern me. So what point are they trying to make about working at UPS?
I don't need the money that badly.
Maybe I'm getting old. Heck, I know I'm getting old. Still, I don't need that crap. At the beginning of the night and in the middle I was unloading approximately 1300 packages an hour but if you time me in the last thirty minutes or so? Yeah, I'm tired and yeah I'm going to go slow. It was my third day, I didn't fully expect to be working at full productivity but they did apparently.
Screw them. I've got supervisors tell me that it's a "dangerous" work environment. And I can't be afraid of bruises. Really? I've worked in a "dangerous" environment. Hell, I'll even go as far as to say it was a hostile environment. A place where people were trying to kill me. As far as bruises go, well I've been blown up twice so bruises really don't concern me. So what point are they trying to make about working at UPS?
I don't need the money that badly.
Thursday, August 02, 2007
glorious
Because I love her. She just doesn't know it.
That sucks now doesn't it? How the hell are these people supposed to get on with their lives? How is the city supposed to rebuild? Oh no, big companies might lose a lot of money? Isn't it their job to pay people that give them money in case shit happens? Oh crap a hurricane hit, like there wouldn't have been payouts. You can't say you won't pay because there's too much. What the hell? I should run my personal life like that and see if I can't get away with it. Those people paid for a damn service! They should get it.
He says he's not a bad driver and I believe him. At least he doesn't use his cell phone when he drives. I just want to know how the hell did he get a driver's license? He got zapped at 13, I'm assuming he got amputated around the same time. He's just a regular guy with "some handicaps"... some. Helen Keller didn't have as many handicaps as this guy.
Sorry, they said Real American Heroes and I thought, "Bud Light Presents. Real American Heroes. Thank-you Mister Parking Lot Attendant Flashlight Waver..." Those are some great commercials.
Darn-tootin'! Maybe Harry Potter is based on a real person. Maybe this 78yo was a wizard or whatever. I don't understand why people want his autograph or interview him. So what? He's got the same name as a popular character.
fastlane
Like the giant octopus in the kitchen, I'm ignoring the whole Minneapolis tragedy. Well, I don't believe the whole "freaked me out" defense. Oh, they called him a 'fag' and the principal didn't do anything? *gasp* Yeah, I understand where you'd think it's the principal's responsibility to stand up for this fag but a big part of growing up is facing and overcoming adversity. I guess this fag did that, just wish he did it better. There's nothing he can't learn in college that he couldn't learn in a maximum-security federal prison. Of course in there he'll be called fag a lot more and there ain't no guns in there. I suspect he'll drop the soap within the first week.
Probably the funniest video I've seen in awhile. I don't consider it cruel or unusual punishment. Except for maybe the guys that had to dress up as nuns. Yup, I say let all the prisoners continually do musicals throughout their entire sentence. Train'em, rehearsals, the whole nine-yards.
You know, I really didn't think panties were a black market commodity. I guess Victoria's jacked up prices would force the whole thing underground.
Update: The 'my cat's sick' defense. Apparently it won't hold up in court. And ew. Dead cats in the fridge? Ew, ew, ew. What's that next to the butter? It's a tabby. It always starts with a cat or two, maybe a dog, some fish, a few birds, then next thing you know there's a dead cat in the fridge next to last night's caserole.
Probably the funniest video I've seen in awhile. I don't consider it cruel or unusual punishment. Except for maybe the guys that had to dress up as nuns. Yup, I say let all the prisoners continually do musicals throughout their entire sentence. Train'em, rehearsals, the whole nine-yards.
You know, I really didn't think panties were a black market commodity. I guess Victoria's jacked up prices would force the whole thing underground.
Update: The 'my cat's sick' defense. Apparently it won't hold up in court. And ew. Dead cats in the fridge? Ew, ew, ew. What's that next to the butter? It's a tabby. It always starts with a cat or two, maybe a dog, some fish, a few birds, then next thing you know there's a dead cat in the fridge next to last night's caserole.
Wednesday, August 01, 2007
zombie
Now for more than just making calls. You know, I use my cell phone screen sometimes to find my keys in the dark. On occasion I'll light the way to bed instead of trying to turn on a house light. But for surgery? Well it's got to be South America where you don't need electricity for surgery.
I used to carry a living will for just that purpose. Sounds morbid doesn't it? Still, the idea is sound because I don't want my family to go through financial troubles just to keep me alive. Plus, I don't think I could live with myself knowing that I caused this kind of trouble for my family. Yes, it's just money but still, better things could be done with it than keeping me alive. Let me die.
When no safeguard is in place, yes, the families should decide because they should know the person the best. Still, an objective point of view should be in place. It's selfish for the family to hold onto someone that has little to no chance of waking up. What's the problem? You don't think they'll go to Heaven? Well then keep them around, postpone an eternity in Hell, otherwise pull the plug.
I guess I get my opinion from my dad, he's got the same arrangement. (Joking) Hell, I'd rush to pull the damn plug myself. You know how much money the cat's going to get when he dies? And who do you think is going to follow him? Yup, the cat. What? The cat's like 17 years old, accidents do happen, I can't be responsible for what could happen.
What you talking about Willis?
Glock v Bach. Not a court case, but Washington's (the state) idea of fighting illicit gang activities. The only thing I can see going wrong with it is that people genuinely trying to catch the bus around going to fall asleep and miss the bus. Ha, I wonder if anyone is going to use that excuse.
It's like Police Academy 4: Citizens On Patrol. Well, except the guy was a former cop. It's funny the language we're forced to use to defend the accused. Being arrested for "suspicion" of grand theft auto and "being in" possession of stolen property. I understand the need for it but it's still funny to point out the fact that we try to go out of our way to believe that they're innocent when they're guilty.
I used to carry a living will for just that purpose. Sounds morbid doesn't it? Still, the idea is sound because I don't want my family to go through financial troubles just to keep me alive. Plus, I don't think I could live with myself knowing that I caused this kind of trouble for my family. Yes, it's just money but still, better things could be done with it than keeping me alive. Let me die.
When no safeguard is in place, yes, the families should decide because they should know the person the best. Still, an objective point of view should be in place. It's selfish for the family to hold onto someone that has little to no chance of waking up. What's the problem? You don't think they'll go to Heaven? Well then keep them around, postpone an eternity in Hell, otherwise pull the plug.
I guess I get my opinion from my dad, he's got the same arrangement. (Joking) Hell, I'd rush to pull the damn plug myself. You know how much money the cat's going to get when he dies? And who do you think is going to follow him? Yup, the cat. What? The cat's like 17 years old, accidents do happen, I can't be responsible for what could happen.
What you talking about Willis?
Glock v Bach. Not a court case, but Washington's (the state) idea of fighting illicit gang activities. The only thing I can see going wrong with it is that people genuinely trying to catch the bus around going to fall asleep and miss the bus. Ha, I wonder if anyone is going to use that excuse.
It's like Police Academy 4: Citizens On Patrol. Well, except the guy was a former cop. It's funny the language we're forced to use to defend the accused. Being arrested for "suspicion" of grand theft auto and "being in" possession of stolen property. I understand the need for it but it's still funny to point out the fact that we try to go out of our way to believe that they're innocent when they're guilty.
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